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nose blowing instruction

Reminding You to Blow Your Tickly Drippy Nose Throughout the Day

Come over here. Yes! Don't be shy. I just want to remind you how to blow your little nose to make sure you're doing it right. I'll show you how I blow mine... just once... and then I want you  Read more...

Relearning Your Forgotten Lessons in How to Blow Your Nose

You naughty boy! Now, I've found barely used tissues lying around the house and not even balled up or in the trash can as I taught you! In fact, I know you've even been blowing your little nose on your shirt sleeves!  Read more...

Second Lesson in Learning How to Blow Your Nose

Now, don't be shy. I'm not punishing you. We just need to go through your nose blowing lesson again. I noticed you don't quite have it down right yet, and you aren't cleaning your nose properly. I'm just a bit  Read more...

It’s Time to Learn How to Blow Your Nose

There's a particularly special fan who has requested a very specific lesson. Now, for your own delight, a beautiful, big-bosomed woman and gentle and patient teacher is at your service. It's time for your nose blowing lesson, and I'll take your hand  Read more...