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Your Third Road Trip Together Tempts You Beyond Control

This is truly unbelievable. Even when I reserve a room in an upscale hotel for a guaranteed double room, I get just ONE bed! Now, how am I supposed to share a bed with my own son?!? Read more...

You Think You Can Get Rid of Me That Easily?

Is it really that easy? After listening to your girlfriend berate you endlessly, refuse to return your affection, and constantly criticize you, can you really just slip something into that wine she drinks because, she says, you drive her to it, stuff her  Read more...

Sleeping Beauty in the Nude

There she lies.... fast asleep, totally rested, completely nude, and terribly vulnerable. Sleeping in her tall leather chair, sleeping on a chest of drawers, asleep on the floor, asleep on the couch, sprawled across a stool... and fast, fast asleep while still sitting  Read more...