"You probably get such mails on a daily basis, but I felt like I really have to tell you how much I love your clips."

Jerk Off Encouragement

Do What Your Dentist Instructs, and Practice Good Oral Hygiene

Now, what have we here... naughty, naughty! You haven't been taking very good care of your teeth. What a disgrace! Your condition calls for special organic therapy. You're going to brush your teeth with cum. Pull out your dick...  Read more...

Your Personal Girlfriend: I Love the Signs of Your Impending Orgasm

Does it turn you on as much as it does me? I LOVE to watch those little moments when you're about to come... every detail of your body, your sexy male anatomy, changing and tightening, and gearing up for pushing that sweet cum  Read more...

Just Checking in on You…

You're so far away... just remember to keep an eye on your grades and don't let yourself be distracted by anything... like S-E-X! No, no, your dad and I would be very upset with you. No, you should find other ways to deal with  Read more...

My Poor, Desperate, Frustrated Stepson…

Out of everything in your life, there's only ONE thing you're sure of: you're permanently desperate, permanently frustrated, permanently HARD now that you're new stepmother has moved in. Read more...

You’re STILL a Virgin?!

Were you just... WHY did you run away and HIDE from me!?!? You're such a strange one. I have the weirdest nephew in the world. Did you want to ask me something? Then, why were you out there standing over me silently while I  Read more...

High-Speed Masturbation Marathon: Busty Edition

It's time to challenge your award-winning stamina with the breastiest, bustiest, chestiest marathon yet! I'm breaking out my BIG GUNS this time to really test your endurance. You're going to stop and go, speed up and slow down, and beat that meat  Read more...

Jack Off Fun: On the Way Out for a Dinner Date

I'm so glad I'm home. Ugh, what a horrible client to have to meet up with. I'm so excited about our mystery theater dinner date tonight. I need to relax! I'll have to freshen up before we go but... how about some jack off  Read more...

And the MILF Award Goes to… (Part 2)

I can't believe it... This just can't be true! No way.... I... little ol' ME?? I won THE MILF AWARD?! I'm the #1 MILF in the whole school! Read more...

Stop-and-Go Masturbation Marathon: Exercise Your Erection

So, you've set a New Year's resolution of getting fit, and how's that gone for you? That's what I thought. Just like last year's goals? That's why you need ME. You've booked the right personal trainer for the job; I'm  Read more...

Page 1 of 2312345...1020...Last »