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Fitness & Exercise

Creaming in My Big Thick SUPER Maxi Pads

It's going to be one of those days! I desperately need my big ol' super maxies today! I'm wet already, practically dripping between my legs. I'm so horny... only a giant sanitary napkin is going to stop this flow! Something  Read more...

You’re in Love with My Strong, Sexy Legs

You always stare at my legs. You just can't help yourself, can you? I love the admiration. Would you be all the more pleased if I show them off for you? Do you love the way they're shaped? The  Read more...

I Bet My Biceps Can Beat Yours in an Arm Wrestling Match!

Oh, you like muscular women? Watching my workout? I'm just shaping my arms, creating that bicep curve, toning up... What do you think? Are you impressed with my muscles? Are your biceps as big as mine? Not impressed?   Read more...

Demonstrating Extremely Painful Ball Busting Tactics

This is Ball Busting 101, ladies. Are you ready to take your offensive tactics to the next level, to use everything you've got to cause men severe pain in one crushing blow after another for the benefit of all of us? I'll  Read more...

Building Up and Showing Off My Strong Calf Muscles Just for You

One... two... three... four... how many toe stands do you think I can do? I have no idea... I've never tried this before! I'm going to see just how long I can last, just how strong my sexy calf muscles are, and  Read more...

The Tainton Zone – Episode 7: Cursed for Her Shortcomings

"You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension — a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed  Read more...

Toning Up My Muscular Calves to Show Off for a Hot Date

I have a hot date tonight! I know he's a leg man, so I want to ensure my own sexy legs are in tip top shape for his gazing eyes. How do my calves look when I walk in these high heels?  Read more...

Time for Your Regular Workout with Your Personal Penis Trainer

Well, are we ready to go then? Why aren't your gym shorts off yet? Now, quit postponing the inevitable. I'm going to work you so hard... and you only have a certain amount of time with me this session. Now,  Read more...

Knocking My Small-Dicked Cuckold Boyfriend Down to Size – Part 2

Ah, you've done it now... You've annoyed me with your terrible immaturity YET again! Some worthwhile younger boyfriend you turned out to be... even serving as my unwilling cuckold isn't enough to shut you up and keep you in your place...  Read more...

Hot and Sweaty from the Gym with a New Fuck Date Story to Share

Oooh, what a workout that was! ...and I don't mean with my personal trainer at the gym. Ha! Imagine me having the time of my life with not one but TWO cocks stuffed in my mouth... Oh, did you wait  Read more...