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Balloons

Boredom Leads to Transforming You into a Big Balloon and My New Plaything

Ho hum... you're doing it again... BORING ME!! You're not fun anymore. Nothing's fun anymore. I think it's time that I take control of things and MAKE things fun. Well, make YOU fun. Don't you want to be  Read more...

The Balloon Party Explodes with a Bang!

I'm in balloon heaven! Just look at my room filled with sexy shiny rubber red and black balloons! They're covering the entire floor, bouncing everywhere, and now, the real fun begins! I can't wait to break in my brand new shiny  Read more...

Blow, Blow, Blowing Up a Big Balloon Party!

Look what I have! A brand new bag filled with sexy black rubber balloons for me to blow up! I want to fill the entire room with balloons! I want to create balloon heaven! I'm going to have a big,  Read more...

Working Hard to Blow Up a Giant Inflatable Toy to Play With

Look what I have! A new toy!! And it's a giant, fat, plastic, air-filled inflatable one! Well, I have to fill it with air first... blow, blow, blow away until my lungs are tired and my little pouty lips are sore.  Read more...

Having Fun Blowing Up a Big Yellow Balloon

I love playing with balloons! And I love blowing them up, especially with a very fun air pump and my high heeled feet just pumping, pumping away. I'm not too good at it... my big wedge sandals keep slipping off the high  Read more...