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Conquering Planet Earth by First Conquering You, President of the United States

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30 August 2010

It was a simple task: to destroy all of humanity on planet Earth. It would be done through the well known weaknesses of the human race studied for centuries throughout the rest of the universe. Target: the male sex, the weakest of them all. Primary target: the President of the United States of America. Goal: to ascertain the whereabouts and obtain the secret launch codes for all nuclear weapons in store. Equipment: a carefully designed human shape formed according to the deepest sexual fantasies of said male sex of said species of said planet. Countdown to destruction of Earth: 23 minutes and counting…