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You’ve Cast a Spell Turning your Uptight Neighbor into your Fuck Slut

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29 November 2010

This is just too easy, you’re thinking. If it works, your neighbor won’t even recognize herself in just a few minutes. She’ll accept the invite to a polite dinner – she believes – and chatter away, as usual, about all those mundane things and conservative values you could care less about.

She’s a prude and frankly, you’re here to save her. You’re doing a good deed, actually. You’re going to show her what it is to be a highly sexual being… with a beautiful body begging to be fucked and fondled in every which way. All it will take is a whiff of your secret potion sizzling on the stovetop, and she’ll begin to feel herself changing…