I think perhaps your clips should include a warning label; because one of these days, someone, is going to have a heart attack. When they say 'looks can kill', they mean when they look as amazing as you do."

Your Second Helping of the Christmas Cock Served Up

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22 December 2011

Oh, I don’t want to ruin the surprise but… wait!! Why in the world are you not yet dressed?? Where’s your glamorous outfit? Now, go put your prettiest dress on. Go on now!

Do I have to talk you into it? Okay… I have a HOT date lined up for you. It’s my gift to you! We’ll go out just as soon as you’re appropriately dressed. Now, dress up HOT!

Are you ready? Now, let me tell you exactly what you’re in for tonight…. and… well, I have to admit that I heard about your mother finding out about all your naughty business and… she’s made you be her friends’ fluffer?? WOW!! You’re gonna LOVE your hot date tonight then!