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Torturing My Stubbed Toes in Tight Shoes

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14 April 2011

This is not my day. I’ve just come home from the office, tired and overworked… and my feet are KILLING me in these sexy slingbacks that are way too tight. How did I squeeze my poor little feet into them this morning?

My feet must’ve swelled up over the course of the day; they’re practically crying out for help. OWWWWW! I just stubbed my toe!! It’s really killing me now. My whole foot is sore and my toes feel like they’re going to explode. I just need to get out of these shoes. OWWWWWEEEE! I can’t believe I’ve done it again!

My ballet flats have got to take care of the problem, something for my poor hurt feet to just slide right into and relax in comfort. OWWWW! My aching toes!!