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You Think You Can Get Rid of Me That Easily?

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30 October 2013

Is it really that easy?  After listening to your girlfriend berate you endlessly, refuse to return your affection, and constantly criticize you, can you really just slip something into that wine she drinks because, she says, you drive her to it, stuff her into a body bag and forget about her… forever?  No, of course it’s not that easy.  This woman will be here to terrorize you for the rest of your days… in one form or another.

Just as you’re relaxed and luxuriating in her silence and limpness, the bag begins to shake violently… then, her body begins to undulate and moan seductively.  Just what have you done??