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The Perfect Dinner: YOU in a Cheese Sandwich


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17 May 2011

I am SO hungry! I need something to eat right away after the long work day. What can I have that’s quick to prepare and very delicious? I know! Now, where’s that tasty little man I stuffed in a cabinet somewhere…. the perfect protein for my cheese sandwich!

This isn’t going to be just any sandwich but a GOURMET sandwich! Mmmmmm… My mouth is salivating already. I’m licking my lips and growing hungrier! Where are you, little man? You can’t hide from me… Don’t worry. You won’t die too quickly. I’ll eat your feet first so you can savor the entire experience. Delicious!

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