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That's right, boys. It's about time that someone took a moment to enlighten you. Now, I know you take great pride in carrying around the "family jewels," and your penis is indeed a one-of-a-kind sort of apparatus... a damn fine piece of biological engineering. Yes, I'll be the first to admit also that some of you do have undeniably beautiful cocks. BUT...
YOU are not your cock!
That's right. It's about time that some one came out and told you the honest truth. Before... well, before you really embarrass yourselves any further. Or at least, before you end up so caught up in your own penis hype that you forget there actually is a rest of you and you start introducing yourself in person as the same name you have chosen to call your own manhood.
Let me see if I can further explain my views on this plague thankfully only affecting malekind and the regretfully increasingly popular trend sweeping the global online social community. Here goes...
What is with all of you posting these extremely explicit, smack-in-our-faces-because-you-assume-we-females-actually-asked-for-it, macro style closeup, hard-as-a-rock, giant erection, cock photos as images to actually represent your own identity, personality, individual intrigue, and whole self to the world? Oh, and I'm talking to you less invasive and slightly more shy and timid soft cock photo posters too. You're all the same. Really. You are.
   
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You know what I'm talking about. You guys actually post closeup photos focused solely on your nude cocks as actual avatars in your profiles in social, community, dating, and sexual hookup sites all over the web. It's impossible for the rest of us - or even, you amongst yourselves - to get away from them!
I guess you assume you're most accurately displaying the center of your own identity, your most prized possession, your very source of self-worth. Fine. But you're way off base. You are not your cock!
And we females as potential lovers, dates, new friends, flirts, etc. know that. We laugh at the cock pics. Yes, we really do. Not because we don't appreciate a pretty cock or a good, hard erection. Not because we wouldn't possibly want to touch and lick and suck that very picturesque cock and furry little crotch of yours. But because we know what the photos used as your avatars or passed to us as your sole self-revealing bit of info in your desire to get to know us better and bring us closer to you actually mean that you've gotten it all wrong.
We don't just want to get to know your cock. We want to get to know all of you. We don't just like to be near a cock; we like to enjoy the whole man. And seeing a photo of just your cock leads us to believe you'd actually speak, make passes at us, and carry out entire relationships solely with your cock if that were possible. Yes, we wonder that if you're so cock-focused, if you might be the type to meet up with us in person finally only to center the entire conversation around your cock, perhaps try to entertain us with tricks your cock is capable of, and rub your crotch on us as a method of flirting. Ewwwww....
Now, it's easy to remedy the whole situation you've gotten yourself into. All you have to do is remember that we want to know and see so much more of you than just your cock, and we want to be reassured that you are more than your cock. So, prove it to us. You don't have to give away a glimpse of your face if it so happens that your relatives may be hanging out on the same adult dating site or something, but you can quench our thirst and put our protective minds at ease by including a sexy bare or clothed chest shot with your cock. Show us your entire body... or even just show us your ass! We love men's asses, and you guys don't show them off nearly enough. At least, an ass-focused profile photo is jovial and lighthearted and your offering it up to us gives us a sense of your own humorous personality.
And... have you ever considered that we may like cocks so much that we'd really love to save that view as the icing on the cake? Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could actually enjoy the surprise of discovering your cock in person all for ourselves? Imagine the intimacy of the moment, our hurried undressing of your body, and the excitement obvious on our faces as we have the chance to finally reveal the sight, taste, and feel of your divine cock ourselves.
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So, give us that chance. Realize your identity is not tied to one part of your anatomy. Reveal more of yourself to us and tempt us all the more by not revealing so much of your hardcore assets right off the bat. Let us beg for it.
Okay?
*blog excerpt avatar image courtesy of the Spirit store's inflatable Tricky Dick adult men's costume... wow!
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