Today is "Eat What You Want" Day, and my mind, as always, has instantly linked
the celebration to sex. I really didn't have such a mind inclined toward
naughtiness when I was younger. I'm making up for it now. Have you ever realized
that everything, every little statement or phrase uttered, can be applied
to sex? I guess that's proven by the trend to add "in bed" to every Chinese
fortune you read from a cookie.
So, considering it's Eat What You Want Day, what's your chosen delight? What are
you eager to wrap your lovely mouth around? What would you choose to pass
between your eager lips? Well, I know what I'm going to insist on having for
dessert tonight, and I hope you get your just deserts as well.
For your sexual education today, I've chosen the topic of (this will really
scare the moderator of the blog directory I applied to most recently) eating
pussy. I've heard that it's a wonderful treat, though I must admit that I've yet
to try it myself. Still, I thought I'd benefit the female population out there
by offering some tips on the activity for those of you who will be partaking in
the future. Sadly, I spent a great deal of my early youth actually voicing that
I didn't like being dished up myself. Sure, I had to first overcome my parental
tutelage that even so much as an open-mouthed kiss is "wrong" and god himself
may strike me down for parting my lips to better taste of my own future lover.
Afterwards, I still had to realize that it wasn't my own shyness that was
preventing me from enjoying something so many women crave; it was the men who
were practicing on my poor, inexperienced pussy. (And back then, I couldn't even
say the word "pussy.")
Tara's plea for all potential pussy-pleasers:
- Don't go down unless you intend to
stay down.
It's not nice to tease. If you're just trying to show off, then don't
bother and keep your mouth above the waist. Otherwise, you're just being
cruel. If you aren't completely in tune with your female lover yet, then it
may take you awhile to find and be instructed on all the right movements. Be
willing to learn them or stay the hell away.
- Take the advice that's given to you.
Unfortunately, a lover issuing specific directions for her or his most
pointed pleasure is still a rare thing. When you come across such an open
lover, listen! Linger when she wishes, apply more pressure where she
directs, and memorize the patterns of movements she gives you the tour of.
- You deserve a pleasant pussy. If
she's got a bush like the Amazon and you can't even begin to find your way
through or fear you may not come back out alive, subtely suggest that she
trim a little or you add the new experience of a completely bare pussy to
your time together. Tell her how much you want to see her lovely shape or
have better access to it. Buy her the tools to tend to her personal hygiene
and make playtime out of trying it all out. Offer to do all the landscaping
yourself. I highly recommend the
Personal Shaver; nothing can do the job.
- Forget the fears you're still carrying with you
from high school. A clean pussy does not smell. Same goes for any
part of your body. If you're she-lover has just come from the gym, spent a
long day at the office, or isn't fresh out of the bath, add that to your
playtime. Make a shower or bath part of the foreplay. You have the right to
insist on the most pleasant experience possible.
- Integrate foreplay at every stage.
Foreplay isn't just the way you approach your lover or raise her level of
desire to your own, it's how to prep every part of the body at any stage
during your sexual session. When you first approach the pussy, play with it
gently. Treat it like a separate lover; work to get it in the mood and
focused on your efforts.
- Get creative. Use your tongue, your
lips, your entire mouth, even your teeth. Point, poke, tease, slide, suck,
nibble, rim, trace, blanket, bathe, swirl, nudge, slurp, and swallow. One of
the most novel tricks my lover uses is incorporating his nose; it's a
different shape and pressure to apply in a unique way. Add your fingers,
your palms, or a toy. Touch the inner thighs, the abdomen, and inside her
while you're attending to that clit.
- Have fun down there. If you're
enjoying your time between her legs, she will too. You'll stay longer, and
she'll be very appreciative. Frankly, you shouldn't be doing anything
that's not fun for you as well. Luckily, you have the power to make
every activity fun. Play around, explore, and try something new every time
you go down. Show your lover how much you just love being close to her body.
- Listen to her. The training isn't
just in her obvious instructions; it's in her moans as well. They'll tell
you exactly when to speed up, slow down, move back to the prior position, or
continue doing exactly what you are until she comes.
If you'd like to expand your cunnilingus knowledge and adapt some new tricks to
your bag, there are plenty of resources and advice available. Here are a few
offering good information.
How to Perform Cunnilingus: Tips from the Experts
MyPleasure teaches you the ABCs and how to create an "oral pleasure scenario."
Cunnilingus Tips
OnlineSexGuides presents a direct and specific lesson...and some visual aids.
What Is Cunnilingus?
The Sexual Health Info Center covers it all from quick tips to better
positioning.
Enjoy eating your favorite treats tonight!
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