Tara Tainton

What Are Your Preferred Dimensions?

Written by Tara Tainton

Sunday, 18 February 2007 23:00

We all have our different preferences. That's what makes sex so much fun, especially when together. Variety is indeed the spice of life. But, until now, there was nowhere to turn when we needed a bit of guidance... a sure-fire method for determining our preferred dimensions.

LoveHoney to the rescue! Our favorite UK adult shop fulfills our sexual needs yet again. And they make it so much fun!

The truth is... well, size does matter. It's true. It may be politically correct to mumble "size doesn't really matter," but as we're all different sizes - inside, out, and all over our bodies - and have different preferences for pressure, amount of contact, depth of penetration, etc., dimensions do matter.

LoveHoney's Vibrator Size Guide

Luckily for all of us, we're keen on that thing called variety, especially when it comes to sex. So, when it comes down to the actual dimensions of sex, the tools nature (or science) gifts us with, and determining physical attraction, all combinations of our differing dimensions are wonderful! And to enjoy all the sensual experiences possible, even learn what we find most pleasurable according to our personal tastes, LoveHoney has developed the Vibrator Size Guides.

Male or female, we've all found the plethora of sex toys available intimidating. We're especially lost in the sea of mere vibrators available. Especially if we're women without somewhat related cock-handling memories to compare the catalog of possibilities and determine our preferences with. Even if we do have access to a cock or two to assist with the shopping choices available, how does that living cock compare to the inanimate (or very animated) phallic object we see on the screen or even on the store shelf before us?

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That's why we need straight-to-the-point guides. And LoveHoney's latest, I predict, is going to be one of the most frequently downloaded across the globe. We want it. We need it. And now, we have just the tool we need for choosing the vibrators right for our preferences, the dimensions best suited for our personal taste.

Length and girth are two extremely important characteristics of... well, cocks, yes, but also for vibrators and dildos... and anything else we choose to tease our wonderful orifices with. Knowing this, LoveHoney's created a guide pertaining to each: length (size) and girth.

LoveHoney's Vibrator Girth Guide

Both guides show you exactly what you're getting into... or getting into yourself or your partner. Not only do the printable guides include life-size images of the bestselling vibrators on the adult market but images of the standard human anatomy as well. And all in comparison to actual measurements for a perfect fit. In other words, there's no better resource for choosing exactly the kind of toy (or man?) that's right for you. With the guides printed and in hand, you can practically try on the variety of sizes before buying.

And if I'm lucky, my own live-in lover will refer to these guides to choose the vibrating fun best for his play preferences... so he stops stealing my own vibrators once he finds them appealing to him as well. Grrrr...

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Click on over to download a copy of each of the free guides. Just beware: even line drawings of phallic objects can inspire lust in most. Have your current toys in hand!

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michael g.b. 02/19/2007 07:51 PM
"What Are Your Preferred Dimensions?" . . . and "i" thought this was about that singing group: "The Fifth Dimension" (would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon . . . way up in the sky in my beautiful balloon . . . ha!) . . . but then perhaps i myself am beginning to experience the inital stages of "Dimension" (dementia?) . . . ahh . . . just dimension of your name . . . ha! :) (couldn't resist the "dimension" puns) :)

Tara, your Tickled WebMistress 02/20/2007 02:19 AM
And I would've thought "dimension puns" didn't exist! ;) I think I have a Fifth Dimension album somewhere... at least a few of their songs! ;)

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