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Hey, folks that write up all that poorly written spam, know who you're marketing to! It's one thing for me to get swamped with junk mail with creative subject lines, advertising products I have no interest in, and lots of extra stuff I have to sort through every day, but I'm beginning to be offended by the fact that the majority of the spam I get is directed toward MEN.
Just because I browse a lot of porn and other adult sites, that doesn't mean I'm a MAN! Why does my spam have to be misogynous?
I suppose this has to do with age old issues 'round the globe. When is everyone going to realize that women do like sex, we do have big sex drives, we do look at and buy porn, we are interested in improving our sex lives. We are performing in your favorite pornography, we're writing your erotica, we're capturing some of the most sensual erotic photography, we're painting and drawing your favorite erotic stimuli, we're privileging you with our time as escorts, and we're keeping you satisfied in countless chat, cam, and other adult services.
Yeah, it's very often a woman that you're trying to sell erectile dysfunction cures to. I don't desire a bigger dick. I know that that Russian hottie you claim to be and who I supposedly chatted with last night is just a lure to get me to click over to your chat site. I don't care to know how to please my wife in bed. I'm also not interested in using synthetic pheromones to attract women and get them to sleep with me. Believe it or not, I'm just not feeling self-conscious about my size. Yeah, I'm "ample." I should be marketing my own hormones!!
You know what I'd like to see in my inbox? How about some advertisements for global male escort services? Or a self-help book to aid the men around me in overcoming their feelings of inadequacy and encourage them to just fuckin' ask me out? How about a pill to slip the guys at the bar to get them to detach from their egos long enough to offer me the chance to know who they actually are? I might unexpectedly find them alluring. And throw in an ad for beginner anal toys for the straight guy while you're at it. Some men need to be "loosened up" a bit.
Heck, just invest in hiring some women to write your ads and spam messages for you. You'll be amazed at the monetary results. Acknowledge that we're out here; and these days, we're often the ones in control of the household pocketbook. It's time for you to finally break down, fall to your knees, and admit that you have always been aware - though you prefer to deny it - that not everyone on the globe has a penis. Come on; you can do it.
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