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This Penis Isn't for Play |
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Written by Tara Tainton
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Friday, 13 May 2005 00:00 |
Yet again, I'm surprised by the ingenuity of some people. This latest creation,
new to my eyes, was developed "to protect the privacy and rights of
individuals." God bless Americans and their continuous attempt to free
themselves from every constraint any rule, law, or government, even their own,
place on them.
Puck Technology has devised
Number One, a
urinating device made for both men and women at an affordable price. Made to
pass the strictest tests." It's a kit that includes everything you need to
deliver a completely clean urine sample on even the most random and spontaneous
occasions. With your kit, you have the Number One urinating device (a waist band
with tubes), two heating pads, the owner's manual, and enough high quality
synthetic urine to pass two urine tests if you're unlucky enough to have to
undergo them. In fact, the urine itself is premixed and bacteria free so that it
has a shelf life of a full year. The kit is even usable by both men and women.
Oh, but the fun doesn't stop there. For those who have to undergo an
observed urine test, there's the
Whizzinator. It's a prosthetic penis urinating device attached to something
resembling a jockstrap. You can piss in the presence of another, through your
fake dick with heating pads installed, and issue a glowing yellow sample at the
perfect body temperature. White, tan, latino, brown, or black...there's a
plastic penis designed just for you. Yet, I don't see that they make the black
member at least three times the size of the white one; how realistic is that??
Needless to say, it looks like no one has to fret about undergoing a urine
test ever again, for a price of course. Damn, too bad I don't have a day job
anymore and don't have to undergo random testing.
Don't get excited.
This isn't the real deal,
just the Whizzinator in action.
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