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Think You Know How to Get Yourself Off? |
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Written by Tara Tainton
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Sunday, 22 May 2005 00:00 |
Just when I thought I'd covered all, or at least most of, the bases for getting
myself off, I come across a helpful list of ways for a female to masturbate. It
reads like a list of writing prompts, little ideas to get your creative juices
flowing, and yet, it's designed to get your pussy juices flowing...
Much to my surprise, I've only discovered or tried five of these ten creative
methods. Of course, since no one talks about these things, I thought most
of them were my own little invention and no one else in the world had ever tried
them! Ah, the pussy is a beautiful thing. All we need is a little friction, and
we're happy in no time!

A girl can never have too many ways of having fun:
- Clitoral Roll
Place your thumb and forefinger on either side of your clitoris
and gently roll it between your fingers. Start slowly and increase the
motion until you get to the right speed for you. You can also use two hands
to further heighten the sensations of this technique.
- Circling the Clit
Place two fingers directly onto the clitoris, then begin rubbing them in a
circular motion around and around. Vary the speed and position of the
fingers until you find your sweet spot!
- Spelling O-R-G-A-S-M
Use your fingers to trace the various letters of the alphabet
across the clitoris. This is an excellent technique to determine the precise
strokes that send you into orbit. For some women, W may be the perfect
letter, for others, a straight L will do the trick.
- Double Stimulation
With one hand, gently insert one or two fingers into the vagina.
With the other hand, begin tapping or rubbing on the clitoris. You'll find
the dual stimulation intoxicating. Vary the speed and positions until you
get it just right.
- Bath Tub Fun
The bath tub itself holds many possibilities for masturbatory pleasure. Many
women enjoy lying on their backs with the drain open and the water running
directly down onto the vagina. Though it's not always the most comfortable
position, it can cause tremendous orgasms. Add a little clitoral or vaginal
stimultion with one or more fingers to send yourself over the edge!
- Bottled Orgasm
Fill your tub about halfway with comfortably warm water. Take an empty
bottle that has a nozzle (shampoo bottle, detergent or cleaner bottle) and
fill it with water. Keep your vagina under water, then position the bottle
so it sprays a jet of water directly onto your hot spots. When the bottle is
empty, let it refill with water and repeat as often as necessary to bring
yourself to ograsm.
- Riding the Seam
Some women can achieve sexual pleasure simply by rubbing their legs together
when wearing jeans. The friction created by the inner thighs on the jeans
stimulates the clitoris. If you can maneuver your clitoris onto the inseam
of your jeans, you may find that you can pleasure yourself just by rocking
yourself or slightly rubbing your legs together.
- Humping
Sitting on a pillow or cushion and rocking your hips back and forth can
cause direct stimulation onto the clitoris. Thrust yourself up and down or
from side to side to see what pleasures you the most. This is similar to the
effect of "dry humping" with a partner.
- Stocking Slide
Take a stocking or a pair of tights (preferably silk) and holt the foot in
one hand behind your back, let the fabric drape down between your legs and
hold it in front with your other hand. Pull the material up into the vagina
and begin to pull it gently back and forth to stimulate your erogenous
zones. This is an especially good way to stimulate the clitoris.
- Triple Stimulation
Laying naked on your back, lubricate your anus, the anal area and your
clitoris. Stick the index finger of one hand into your vagina to get it wet.
Then, slowly slide that finger into the anus while at the same time slide
the thumb of that same hand into your vagina. Use your other hand to
stimulate the clitoris while wiggling your first hand into and out of your
vagina and anus. The combination of these three types of stimulation is
guaranteed to bring you immense pleasure.
Now, get to working, girls. I want to see you blushing with those after-orgasm
pink cheeks!
If anyone can add to the list, let me know!
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