Tara Tainton

They're Too Sexy for Miami

Written by Tara Tainton

Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:00

And you thought Miami was the city for seeing skin... tanned skin, silky skin, so much skin bared in the hot sun that you think the smell of sex is actually in the air! Well, apparently, even some skin is to risqué for the sizzling city of Miami... even if it's fake skin...

As a recent issue of my Hustler mag has pointed out, a series of sexy mannequins, all dressed up to appear in store windows in Miami, were actually banned because they were too sexy. And I think all of us gallivanting around here in TaraTainton.com, would agree that there cannot be anything "too sexy." But some of the public of Miami think so.

At first and further glances, my eyes passed over these lovely ladies in the pages of Hustler as if they fit right in with all the busty, curvy, and porn-perfected bodies within the surrounding pages. Completely nude, they looked just like your typical porn star. And very real.

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I didn't realize that the women I was admiring were mere mannequins until I read the news bite printed below them. And to hear that they were actually banned in a US city? Unbelievable! They're just manufactured plastic, after all.

So, take a look for yourself, and see if you'd like to lobby to have these mannequins appearing in your own city's store windows for your viewing pleasure. Perhaps the company would find better success and more approval by directing their talents toward making sex dolls instead!

Browse SexyMannequin.com, and select your favorite. Of course, I have to ask, "where are the male mannequins??!" Ah, well. One day, the world will catch up with the male-focused libidos that populate it. Meanwhile, we have the products of Sexy Mannequin to enjoy; the aptly named Monica, Raquel, Jenni, Cheri, Pamela, Ginger, Janet, Ashly, Rita, Jules, Asia, Kara, Vicki, and Phyliss await.

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Kara's a Real Tease

Sexy Mannequin is onto something of course, that well known fact that sex sells. On the company's website, they ask the visitor to join the sexy revolution. Here's what they have to say about their scandalous product:

"Introducing the most exciting revolution in merchandising since neon lights. A Sexy Mannequin is designed expressly to "ENGAGE" the customer with shapes and attitudes that reflect today's lifestyles and provide the perfect display platform for today and tomorrow's cutting edge fashions. Appealing to the customer's sensibilities, a Sexy Mannequin will leave a lasting impression that will keep your customer coming back for more. A Sexy Mannequin reflects the "Confidence and Poise" of today's women.

Sexy Mannequin make-up is designed by a renowned make-up artist and represents the very latest new styles. The great care and attention given our make-up styles makes it the very BEST and FRESHEST in the industry! The muscle tones, along with many other unique features, will display garments unlike any other mannequin before. A Sexy Mannequin is also lightweight and easy to set up. Simple user-friendly joints make display a pleasurable experience you'll look forward to."

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(Oooh, I wonder how I can get hair this color??)

Online, you can order a brochure or view the e-catalog. Check out the masturbation-worthy "products" themselves, including add-ons to make your selection all the more special, even wigs! You can even send postcards featuring your favorite mannequin hotties to your friends to show them... well, just how you spend your time on the computer.

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| 2009-12-23 11:13

michael g.b. 11/24/2006 12:14 PM
i guess it's time to drag out that stale old joke again: sign in the shop window: "Women Dresses - Half-Off!" mannequin . . . man i can't! :)

Tara, your Curious WebMistress 11/24/2006 04:15 PM
Ha! I wish I could afford one to stick on my balcony or something and wait to hear how many cat-calls the mannequin gets from the men driving by on the street! ;)

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