Tara Tainton

The Funny Side of Sex

Written by Tara Tainton

Sunday, 25 December 2005 23:00

We love everything about sex. We love the primal base of it that lends as much humor as it does pleasure. Everyone can relate to the funny side of sex. Explicit jokes and sexual content are passed around the office more than work-related info. It's one of our favorite releases, something we can all relate to and communicate through.

Sex reminds us to take life lightly and enjoy the little things. Whether it's fact or fiction, the humorous side of sex is always amusing.

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Your Worst Nightmare about Online Dating Comes True

Marseilles, France sets the scene for the biggest mistake one could make in their sex life. We've all gotten acquainted with others thanks to the online social scene. We also know the reasons for keeping our true identities hidden. In the online world, we never know who we're really communicating with. We're left to wonder if the hunk who's sweet talking us or the sexy vixen who responds so well to all of our advances is really the little sexpot or sweet personality we're hoping to get to know better in the real world.

"'Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop,' recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. 'The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. 'People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since.' The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life. ,Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was.'"

The next time you're tempted to talk sex with a stranger online, remember to first ask, "Mom, is that you?"

Read the full article on Yahoo! Entertainment.

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Refresh Your Knowledge of Biblical Sex

A good friend I'd made via the Literotica forums turned me onto the religious spoof site of Landover Baptist Church. You can get lost for days exploring the multi-faceted silliness of the site, but it's the Godly Sex section that earned most of my attention. Ah, finally a place for us to be brought up to speed on Bible-based sexuality to ensure we're doing the right thing.

Check out the Bible Sex Quiz or find out why tampons are declared "Satan's Little Cotton Fingers." Familiarize yourself with Bible-friendly marriage regulations and dating tips for Christian men. Nothing is exempt from being scrutinized for its connections to the sins of sexuality...not even the practice of yoga, the religion for sex addicts.

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Pass This on to Your Fellatio Provider!

Finally, men have the scientific facts to back up the claim they've reported all along. CNN.com has provided the results of a study involving the benefits of fellatio, and they're quite significant. World-changing, as a matter of fact.

Actually, someone has gone to a lot of trouble to recreate the appearance of a CNN.com Health article, all for our own entertainment. The "article" boasts the amazing rewards of practicing fellatio as often as possible.

Read the full "article" here, and read it in good humor. Pass it on to your friends!

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| 2009-12-03 16:41

michael g.b. 12/26/2005 02:58 AM
well . . . that's it i guess! i took the "bible sex quiz" and i was called "an unsaved moron" more than once. ha . . . i'm not sure which is worse: to be "unsaved" . . . or to be called "a moron". (i don't know where i ever got the idea that God loved "everybody" . . . i must have been reading one of them "catholic" bibles. :)

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