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The End of the Mile-High Club?
Written by Tara Tainton   
Thursday, 01 November 2007 23:00
What a sad, sad era it is. It's as if some want to put an end to a sexual fantasy, fetish, and infamous "club" most of us have aspired to or joined officially. Of course, regulations and rules never stopped sexual fetishes from developing and the carrying out of fantasies before...

A particularly frisky friend of mine (I wonder if he'll ever "frisk" me??) passed along this Times Online article. The existence of double-bed suites available for booking on those long, more annoying flights is not new news to those savvy travelers of us who've been eager to enjoy more than just reheated meals when traveling overseas. And I'm guessing Tony and Julie Elwood were very excited to manage booking such a suite on the first Singapore Airlines flight opening the same for business.

Yet, according to the Times article, "Sex Ban on the Airbus A380," Singapore Airlines is quite forward about publicizing its "no sex" rule. And that's the really funny thing. If we passengers of airlines have been expected to sleep in that godawful upright position for decades now, just what can an airline expect us to do when we're finally able to check into a private suite filled with a luxuruious double bed?

singapore airlines couple first double bed suite
The First Couple to Book Singapore Airlines' Double Bed Suite


But that's not what the new private suite is designed for, according to the airline. "'If couples used our double beds to engage in inappropriate activity, we would politely ask them to desist,' said the company’s Stephen Forshaw.... 'There are things that are acceptable on an aircraft and things that aren’t, and the rules for behaviour in our double beds are the same ones that apply throughout the aircraft.'"

Whatever. What can they possibly expect an affectionate couple - or even a lone and heavily horny passenger - to do in the private room they're paying for? Is it just the possible noise the airline is afraid of? Afraid of offending the other passengers or little ones? What about silent sex? Would that be permissable?

Supposedly not. Only sleep is supposed to take place in the super suite. And Tony and Julie themselves find that quite strange. "'So they’ll sell you a double bed, and give you privacy and endless champagne — and then say you can’t do what comes naturally?' asked Tony, a vigorous 76. 'Seems a bit strange.'

'They seem to have done everything they can to make it romantic, short of bringing round oysters,' said Julie, 51. 'I’d say they shouldn’t really complain, should they?'"

singapore airlines double bed suite


Well, one thing's for sure. There's no stopping those who really want to fuck on the plane, in or out of the double bed suite. I don't think there'll ever be an end to the Mile-High Club, only the start up of new in-air sex clubs.

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Which of you are going to start them?

 

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Anonymous | 2009-12-30 00:27
Vasper Janik 11/24/2007 01:07 PM
Never fucked on a plane Tara but I have in the short term car park at Heathrow Airport. I may make a list of all the places I would like to fuck you at Tara and let you choose your favorite from the list. The London Eye is my favorite. I'd love to take you to heaven and back with a great view of the London skyline to enjoy also. ;0) The other passengers may be a bit surprised though. Have you seen the movie "Crank". There is a scene in that movie that I would love to re-create with you Tara. I'll send you the clip...

Tara, your Eager WebMistress 11/24/2007 04:19 PM
Ah, Vasper.. I have such an expansive location "to-do" list remaining myself. I wonder at which destinations our personal lists intersect? And it would certainly further feed my fantasies to know where you might prefer to explore me. Might we meet at such a location for such an experience after our escapade in the Caribbean? ;)

Vasper Janik 11/24/2007 05:04 PM
Hmmm, so many places. I spend a lot of time at meetings in the city and I take a lot of trips in glass elevators. I could think of worse places to "take" you Tara. And who might be standing there waiting for us when it finally goes "Ting"!? On a crowded tube train where we are packed in like sardines. We can explore each other knowing there are people inches away from us. In a hot tub in a private suite in the Caribbean... Behind a waterfall. Natures own shower. I can picture this more vividly than any other for some reason. I'd like to hear some of your own for my fantasies Tara. You can't fantasize all alone now can you?

Tara, your True WebMistress 11/24/2007 08:30 PM
Vasper, at the risk of repeating myself, I love the way your mind thinks. ;) The glass elevators, scrunched together on the tube with probing fingers, in exotic outdoor locations... I'm definitely game. And you've just given me new fantasies to explore.

As for my own, I've always pictured (I mean,...
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