In all my experience, all my on-camera fun, all my increasing fetish knowledge, and all my erotic adventures, there's something I have yet to master. In fact, I just can't quite even do it. And yet, it seems the rest of the world can! Girls and guys, old and young, and even a few ladies will admit to having great skill in one area, one basic subject, that I just can't grasp.
The problem is... I just don't know how to BURP. Not on command or on demand, not when I want to or need to, not as loud as would be preferred when some die hard fan places a request for a burping video delivered by your WebMistress. Actually, there are a lot of big fans practically crying out to see me repeatedly burp, big and loud, to fulfill their video requests and satisfy their own fetish needs.
My public needs me! My fans and video clip customers want me to burp and belch, softly and ladylike or big and robust, right on camera and in all the sexy role playing scenarios they've scripted out. They want me to add several burping videos to my online catalogs, the one they've come to expect and love for my genuineness, my wholehearted approach to adult filming and performance, my real joy and childlike enthusiasm for every task, fetish, new genre, and scenario they put before me. I love the experiences, but it seems that I just lack a natural talent the rest of the entire world has!
It's depressing. I need to learn to burp, and I need to learn to do it NOW. I've reached out to my face-stuffing and overeating fans... an affinity for a cute girl burping goes along with the eating and drinking that causes it. Yes, drinking soda pop makes me burp and so does eating a yummy meal really fast. But the burps come later, or completely unexpectedly, and with a lot of "dead air" between them. No, I need to learn to belch with gusto and whenever my fans call for it!
I've been encouraged to just "swallow air" or even drink water from a tap to ensure I get some air in the belly. It just doesn't work. At the very least, I need a regime to follow, a sort of lesson plan for a course in belching.
I'm calling out to you now, my worldwide friends and fans.... tell me how to burp! Share your secrets, all those childhood tricks. Teach me!
i don't think my last message posted . .so in short i sufggested a "burp stand in" for Your vids! :)
michael g.b.
| 2009-04-25 16:52
"burp" :)
Tara, your Student WebMistress
| 2009-04-27 12:43
Ah, but I can't use a stand-in, Michael. The whole point is to be able to see me letting out a huge burp. :) Have any of your own tips for me?
michael g.b.
| 2009-04-28 07:38
there is a great "classic standard" song recorded in the 50's by Gisele MacKenzie called: "Teach Me Tonight" . . . still sounds great today no matter who is singing it! :)
michael g.b.
| 2009-04-28 07:39
i almost never burp . . . hic cup now and then . . but never burp. :( sorry.
michael g.b.
| 2009-04-28 15:25
what's sexy about a . . . .belch? :)
michael g.b.
| 2009-05-01 03:45
restaurants used to serve . . . . "Belch-ian Waffles" for breakfast. :)
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