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Ring in the New Year with Jingle Jugs!
Written by Tara Tainton   
Monday, 24 December 2007 23:00
You can always count on Hustler magazine (I do!) to keep you informed of the latest must-have items and adult novelties. From tech gadgets to dancing derrieres, I'm always making note of Hustler's recommendations on my ongoing gift-giving list throughout the year. And this year's no exception!

Okay, so I don't know who I might give this particular Christmas themed naughty must-have to... I don't want it on my wall if it means I'll constantly be reminded that my own breasts don't dance and make music on command. I might feel inferior or something.

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Still, it seems Jingle Jugs are taking the US market, at least, by storm. Of course, they are. They're a set of jiggling, lifelike boobs!

They're "the trophy rack you've always wanted," a pseudo women's rack attached to a plaque and programmed to perform on queue. Like other similar novelties (I'm thinking of that dancing fish trophy I've seen in novelty catalogs before), you can activate this boisterous bosom by pressing the "Try Me" button attached or by setting the motion sensor function.

"Fashioned after a lifelike set of woman's breasts, Jingle Jugs™, when activated, begin to move in rhythmic motion to the song, "Titties & Beer" by Capitol Records success Rodney Carrington." Only the classic styling is available at this time but many fans of their own private set of Jingle Jugs have been known to personalize them to suit their home, taste, or business theme. Just check out the photo album of falsies to see what I mean.

And what's really cool is that the folks behind Jingle Jugs are real givers. You can purchase the Jingle Jugs for Life Recordable Edition, for which a portion of the proceeds for each sale is donated to your local breast cancer awareness organization. Check out the Jingle Jugs for Life site for more details.

And what about those boys and girls overseas in combat? Jingle Jugs sponsor the "Send a Rack to Iraq" campaign as well. It's a "unique and light-hearted effort to help raise the spirits of military personnel stationed abroad. Commencing immediately, anyone who purchases a set of Jingle Jugs may buy a second set, for [a discounted rate], to send to a soldier in Iraq. Jingle Jugs purchased for Soldiers based in Iraq will be shipped to random soldiers identified by others." You can't go wrong there.

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"Additionally, in an effort to thank America's soldiers and to help raise the spirits of those injured, a Jingle Jugs convoy will be departing Los Angeles, CA in the coming weeks (TBA) bound for the Walter Reed Hospital in Washington D.C. Keith Jones - Army Veteran.During the month long road trip, which will be spearheaded by Jingle Jugs' own US Army veteran, Keith Jones, the convoy will stop at a variety of locations across the country, including military bases, military hospitals, and large events to hand out Jingle Jugs and garner financial support and increase awareness of America's injured veterans and their families. For each set of Jingle Jugs sold during the convoy, the Jingle Jugs team will donate a percentage of the proceeds to charities that support America's veterans, such as the Fisher House Foundation, Veterans of Foreign Wars, and Paralyzed Veterans of America."

Merry jingling jugs, everyone!


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Anonymous | 2009-12-30 01:00
Voolly 01/01/2008 03:48 AM
I can see So many Videos of Jingle Jugs on http://www.voolly.com they all are free but worth to see :)

Will 01/05/2008 12:15 AM
"Tit's beginning to look a lot like ChristMas... Everywhere you, roam...Oh, the nipples, are a del-ight: they wiggle all through the night; and, every GI's Tent is Pitched to moan! ** "Tit's Beginning to look a lot like Christmas..Times's are cool, but HOT!; so, I'll shake 'em and sing a song,..and, You can SING ..A- LOng...'cuz Tit's a Long, Long, Night!!!!!!! ** All the Best to you, Tara. Happy New Year, Sugar. I'm outtahere! xx,Will.

Tara, your Inspired WebMistress 01/09/2008 08:21 AM
Well, I'll let you get away with that bit of advertising, Voolly rep... just because it's free porn. ;)

And fantastic lyrics, Will! You're always so darn creative. Now, if only I could hear you sing them!! ;) xoxo

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