Tara Tainton

Heck, I'm just grateful my renewed subscription kicked in and I no longer have to wait till each issue hits the newsstands. I'm an impatient little girl Patience and porn don't go together.

Which scrumptious bite in the magazine did I delve into first? Well, I do have a way of searching through the pages for the free giveaway facts so that I can send in my monthly email asap in hopes of winning each issue's awesome prize pack. And I can confirm that the giveaway is legit. I won a free copy of Sin City on DVD a couple of months ago.

What next caught my eye? Naked rock stars. Can't go wrong there. The quirky duo of Gravy Train!!!! drop their drawers for our prying eyes. They're a little timid as well; it's so cute. Do rock stars really wear jock straps while they're up on stage?

The reviews and blurbs on the latest books, movies, music, and more are getting sassier. Someone in the Playgirl offices is paying attention to what we are paying attention to. The listing of Buzzworthy Sites has always been one of my favorites. I might live online, but that doesn't mean I have a chance at directing my attention to all the good stuff the online world holds. I love it when Playgirl helps and points me in the right direction.

We also love the attention that Playgirl pays to its women readers. And I'm not referring to filling us to the brim with socially approved fashion nonsense (I'm going to ignore the "Dress for Sexcess" section I found in this issue.) and "how to get that guy's attention." We're playgirls! We know what we want, what we like, and we pick up Playgirl because the magazine feeds us exactly that, month after month. We like knowing Playgirl will add in a little of what we need, the spot-on articles about women's issues, concerns, and interests that we may not find in the rest of our daily lives.

The January issue stresses the importance of mammograms, but not by just telling us to make sure we get the test. Playgirl explains why it's so important and how it helps us to be stronger, more powerful women. And Jamye Waxman's Sex Ed article is a perfect companion. This month, Jamye describes CFNM (clothed female, naked male) and Playgirl's part in the wonderful indulgence. She also covers solving the dilemma of a not-so-tight pussy, reluctance in performing oral sex, and how to achieve your first orgasm. Go after yours!

I love the travel spot, especially since it covers spending your time in Amsterdam. You know I'm all for dirty indulgences not so readily available (or legal) here in the conservative US. I'd love to see Playgirl expand on the destination and the sordid list of sexy sites and activities for women to indulge in: sex clubs, sex shows, and many other indulgences.

And then, there's the Stimuli... Somehow, I don't mind being fed images of what I should buy when it's sprinkled all over a man's naked body. Ahhhhhh.....

I got excited about the Fornication Forecast. Astrology is fun, if not always spot on. Okay, so Kiki the astrosexologist picked up a little bit of my Aquarius attitude in how I prefer to control my own life, don't shy from telling others to "fuck off," and sitting on my ass has certainly brought me luck (picture me in front of my laptop all day long). But get a load of this: "you've bent over enough times, hoping that your compromises prove you're a fair player. But bending over so many times has given you the reputation of a weighted-down bottom. Time to wipe that image clean or sit in the mess." What kind of writing is that? Is there some reference to doo-doo in there or is that just my imagination? I don't care what sign you're writing for, I don't think any woman would appreciate being referred to as one who bends over all the time and needs to wipe clean. We're supposed to be empowering women here, not smearing their images with excrement.

Now, that's no offense intended towards Playgirl. Kiki's writing sucks and no wonder. She's written a book titled "Celestial Smut: The Ultimate Astro Guide for Nailing Your Man." I have respect for astrology but never for a woman needing, or someone claiming there actually exists, a direct route for securing a man. Poo on that.

I quickly forgot all about Kiki's predictions when I saw the pictorial of the rock star and his very devious groupie. A guitar makes its way between her legs...nice. If only his pierced lip would inch just a tad closer to her pantied pussy...

I don't know my male porn stars, unfortunately, and I'm working on that. In the meantime, there's Randy Ramwood showing off his stuff to introduce me to the fold. He looks hot in his 70s style sunnies and with that scar on his belly. He's also go an impressive member, and getting to see him squeeze his own balls in pleasure is definitely a treat.

The celebrity interview with Battlestar Gallactica's Jamie Bamber is also enlightening...and I don't just mean the photos. He touches on the comfort (or not) that US cultural has with expressing sexuality compared to other cultures. He's got the brawn and the brains.

Last but not least, you must check out the real men in this issue. There's one man showing off his pet snake as it cuddles with his own "snake." There are many long cocks and pairs of tight balls (my favorite!), a cock tightly snug in a cock ring and even a tattooed cock! Gotta love the world's diversity.

Next issue is definitely going to be one of my faves. I can already tell because Sean Patrick Flanery is appearing in an interview. Have you ever seen the cult film Boondock Saints? It's the only one I copied onto my laptop to carry with me and watch over and over while travelling. Watch the movie, and you'll know the reasons. Go ahead. Watch it now and prep for the February issue!

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Anonymous | 2009-12-03 16:14 michael g.b. 12/11/2005 07:16 PM and "Playgirl" didn't include "moi" in this issue? . . . oh yeah, i just remembered . . they want to SELL copies . . . not use them for "heating fuel" . . . well . . . maybe i'll get into "Poplular Mechanics" ha! :)

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