Tara Tainton

Playgirl's aren't afraid of it either. We're shouting from rooftops upon the receipt of every subscription issue in the mail and every time we get our hands on a copy at the local book store or adult shop that "we love our porn created for women!" And we're all the stronger and sexier for it.

Now, let's forget the hang-ups and get to that which we love to hang onto: cocks. You'll find cocks galore in this month's issue of Playgirl. Someone's caught on up there in the NYC offices. Or maybe the monthly readers' letters are getting the point across. Or maybe the growing ranks of the posse are making it clear to publishers, writers, producers, and editors the world over that cocks are a thing of beauty, and we want to see as many as possible in our lifetime.

Earren is every good girl's fantasy and every bad girl's god. Tats, piercings, bling bling, leather, ripped muscles, and large cock: he's got it all. Just don't get too hungry and go thumbing through the issue to find his layout and miss all the other good stuff. The Cavalier King admits to wanting to get his cock out for Playgirl readers in his profile, and the latest in music, movies, books, and more provides you with plenty of tools for ensuring the party never ends.

And then...well, Playgirl gets tabloid on us in a good way. Heath Ledger is only one of the many celebs whose nude shots adorn the pages this month. Try to get a grip on yourself as you watch Heath's thingy jiggle as he runs for a skinny dip. Some of the UK's finer attributes are clipped from our favorite movies and actors for a bit of a sexy scene review. If you haven't caught these flicks already, you're now armed with one heck of a must-see list for your next night in.

Colleen Kane takes us along for her own study of man in his natural habitat. From the laundromat to Home Depot, Colleen finds that hunks are elusive creatures indeed. Though she ends her story on a point of disappointment, we're reminded of a universal truth to carry along with us day-to-day. You never find what you're looking for while actively searching for it. Just remember to always be prepared for anything, because the next conquest will always appear when he's the last thing on your mind.

Now, for more cock. There's a particular party boy who embodies who we always wanted to experience (or more of) during our college days. He's a real college boy who shows us that there's always a party happening in his pants. No, it's not cheesy, not anymore than a college kid is just by nature. That's why we love them! Clark Houston is cute as hell, hasn't yet learned to trim up his cock region, and just generally begs to be shown a thing or two by an older woman. And that thing he does with the whipped cream... well, it's a super idea and I think I know what I'm going to have for dessert when my lover comes home tonight.

Dominic Russo is a stud we find struggling to release himself from his super tight whities. The sand and sun are begging him to just peel those suckers off and release himself to go with the flow of the waves crashing against those hard thighs. He also pulls off a navel piercing in the most masculine way I've ever seen. And don't forget to notice that unique combination of shaving and trimming of his chest hair. I think he's onto something. Finally, all I want to know is just which high-rise apartment complex is that in the world? I want to move there and have a little fun on the balcony myself!

Earren Magnum then embodies the reason why we'll always frequent clubs and bars no matter how many disappointing nights out we have among the successful ones. His chest was made for our hands. And that rock-hard, round ass? Ahhhh..... We also get let in on a little secret: that conspicuous curve of his cock. You'll have to pick up the issue to see just which way it points and imagine the pleasure it provides yourself.

But wait! Don't limit yourself. Leave room for Jean Louis. Where's he from? Some secret corner of Europe or Asia now exposed? He has dark eyes and angled brows that say just one thing: "I'm walking around with something exceptional in my speedos." It's the darkest shade of purple I've ever seen on a human. I wanna be the one who gets to find out if it's grape flavored...

And then, things get mighty messy, which is a perfect lead-in for a few mag ads proving that Playgirl really had discovered where all the hottest men have been hiding. Playgirl joins me in praising my own favorite man-filled online hotspots: Zeb Atlas, Magnum Boulder, and none other than (drum roll, please)... Big Cock Society. I hope you've built up your appetite!

Now, take a breath, and remember you have to lift your head up from the erotic stories just long enough to vote for the Real Man of the Year. It's a tough decision this time and help alleviate the frustration of waiting until the June issue for Playgirl's Man of the Year to be revealed to us finally. We're promised even more celeb's bodies for next month, way too many big names to fit here. You're just going to have to wait and see them for yourself.

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Anonymous | 2009-12-05 16:03 Ed 03/29/2006 09:17 AM "This month, the mag pulls out all the stops...by pulling out all the cocks. They're here, there, and everywhere, seemingly more than ever before." Does this mean you're going to stop writing to Playgirl every week demanding more cock now? :) Tara, your Cock-Loving WebMistress 03/29/2006 11:22 AM No, NEVER! ;) michael g.b. 03/30/2006 11:14 AM Who killed "Cock Robin"? ha! . . . i may just have to e-mail Tara a photo of "me own" . . . that might be a bit too scary though . . . for me . . . not for "Fearless Tara"! :) Tara, your Eager WebMistress 03/30/2006 04:47 PM I welcome any and all gifts of that variety!! :) I'll be waiting... michael g.b. 03/31/2006 08:02 AM Tara, ha! . . i JUST might send a few . . . i came across a contest on www.bigcocksociety.com which might interest aficionados of "cock-tails" . . . :) michael g.b. 03/31/2006 12:21 PM Tara . . . watch Your e-mail . . . . i may never be invited back to post here again! ha! :) Vasper Janik 03/31/2006 03:26 PM The guy on that cover has a friggin 8 pack! Bastard.....Good job I have a big dick else I might be threatened by him ;0).... Possemeister Megan 05/06/2006 08:10 AM Once again, Tara, I'm one proud Possemeister! An excellent summary of our May issue, thank you so much! We're in for even more treats this month, with the June Man of the Year issue and the release of the Playgirl DVD "Bodies in Heat" May 17! Tara, your Playgirl Reading WebMistress 05/06/2006 03:27 PM I can't wait for my June issue! I'm pouting now because it'll be slow this month getting me through forwarded mail from the old address. :(

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