Tara Tainton

Still, receiving a hot new issue in the mail has quickly been drying my tears and opening my eyes up to hot hunks yet again. Really, we should be given a chance to subscribe to a twice-monthly subscription. We need fresh porn for women at least every two weeks. Going "dry" is never a good thing.

Now, my eyes did light up at the sight of the blue-eyed, blonde-haired, tan-chested cowboy on the cover of the July issue; but I have to admit that I was a little disheartened by the theme. I'm not a country gal, nor do I listen to country music. Although I can appreciate a southern drawl, slow methodic hands, and a hard body, my country, small town roots dried up as soon as Mom and Dad started touring me all over the world, from one city to the next, in that ever-changing military lifestyle. The country music I listened to with my parents at a very young age was replaced with classic rock exactly when Dirty Dancing hit the big screen. And I've been a rock-n-roll, city girl ever since.

BUT a country accent (much like southern but occurring in small towns throughout the US) is still the only accent I can imitate, I can still recognize Randy Travis's voice on the airwaves, will always cite George Strait as my favorite country singer, I did get damn good at square dancing during my high school years to get closer to the instructor's son, I've lived just outside of Nashville, AND I've even been to the Grand Ole Opry. Now, how many of you can say the same?

So, let's open up this country issue and see what's in store for us, gals... Giddy-up!

This issue touts interviews and photos of some of the sexiest men in country music. Familiar with them, I am not; but I certainly don't mind being introduced... if you know what I mean. The girls of country music also show up to tell us what's hot and happening while even the reviews of buzzworthy sites, books, DVDs, etc. all have a country, boot kickin' twist to them.

But my fellow city girls won't be disappointed. You'll find the usual celeb nude shots sliced from the big screen that we've come to love in our monthly magazine so much and a very yummy close-up intro. to a Playgirl TV star... he might actually be the hottest one, in my opinion. Oh, and you can be assured that I'll spend time describing what this issue reveals about the men of Thunder from Down Under. Oh my!!

By the way, am I the only one who even loves the Peta ads in each issue featuring animal-loving hotties? Regardless, this issue gives readers the chance to win a delectable, over-stuffed goodie bundle from AdultGiftBaskets.com. Check out the site...might fill your every gift need for the entire year. And even the editor, Jill Sieracki, shows her love affair with country in her letter. I didn't know there were any Manhattan-ites listening to country!

There's a profile of Lance Smith, VJ for CMT's "Top Twenty Countdown". He's yet another cutie I'd yet to discover, and he has an interesting take on what makes a "bad boy" bad. You'll find country-inspired goodies in the music, books, and DVD reviews and a hottie-watching report from South by Southwest in Austin, Texas. The tabloid section covers Steve-O, one of Johnny Knoxville's nutty pals. This celeb you get to see completely naked, well, except for the green socks. And my lover points out the super lame tattoos strewn about Steve-O's body. Still, naked is always good.

Jamye Waxman covers yet more interesting sex-ed tidbits in her column. She doesn't shy away from the subject of female ejaculation at all and offers us some specific advice for how to assume the talent for ourselves. If you're not aware of the "A-Spot," you better check out the column! A reader asks about the variety of ways to go "bare down there" in search of the best one. To my astonishment, Jamye never mentions my own personal hygiene tool I'll never be left without again: the aptly named personal shaver. I think I need to send Jamye an email and let her discover its benefits for herself...

Girls (and guys), there's all the more reason for going knickerless. Heck, did we need a reason to leave our panties in the drawer? No, not really ;but Dr. Carol Livoti and daughter Elizabeth Topp write the reasons why you should leave that tight clothing behind in "Crotch Rot: Not Hot." Tell your cowboy to just keep those tight-fittin' jeans OFF!

Two, super-sexy cowgirls fill us in on the dating and travel scenes. You can catch Kerry Harvick and Joey Daniels sharing their personal discoveries. Their stunning photographs almost make me want to bleach my own hair blonde for the first time.

There are country goodies in the Stimuli section, including the Ride 'Em Cowboy Rotating Cock. Looks terrifying, but you can try it out and let me know how it is. Then, check out the professional photos of a few male country stars along with their interviews. There's Chris Cagle, Jason Aldean, Jimmy Wayne, Eric Heatherly, and Trent Tomlinson to treat you.

When the modeling and real nudity begins as you thumb through the issue, you'll feel all your troubles melting away. Model Frank Guzman wrangles your attention in his cowboy gear...and out of it, of course. Yeah, I can think of a few good (better) uses for that bridle in his hands... And it's an extra treat to see a big smile on his face in one of the photos, not too common in a Playgirl layout. I guess the boys have to serious when they imagine all the women who will soon be staring at them over and over and over and...

In "Outback Six-Pack," the creator of Thunder Down Under, Billy Cross, gives us the inside scoop on the sexy group. There are several photos of the Aussie studs and even info on just how friendly the boys are with their fans. I'll just say that, thanks to the article, I now know this bundle of Aussie testosterone, which I'm quite partial to, can be found in two different shows each and every day at the Excalibur, just blocks from where I now live. I've already sent the word to my travelmate, C-, who I had the opportunity to introduce to Australia and her resulting Aussie lover that she and I are definitely going to see the show when she's in town in July.

The remainder of the photo shoots and naked flesh that fill this issue just can't be described in words. This is definitely an issue that keeps on giving more every time you thumb through it (stroke the pages?). Knight Rider of PlaygirlTV makes me want to go out and buy a satellite dish right now while the male-female twosome photo shoot is hotter than I've ever seen shine through the pages of Playgirl. You have to see it. Then, snuggle in with the Erotic Encounters stories, and cool off fantasizing about next month's "play" themed issue.

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Anonymous | 2009-12-14 00:32 michael g.b. 05/30/2006 09:54 PM "Gone Country!?" . . . whoa hoss! . . . i listened to more country music in my life than anyone might want to admit to . . . and i actually loved a lot of it . . . i don't give a hoot about "today's country" and i don't consider it to BE country music . . . (perhaps i'm a country "snob") . . . and i have always been one who appreciates the Dixie Chicks (and more so since they have been "banned and branded" by the "pseudo-country industry of today's county" . . . ) but i'm not surprised that "Playgirl" did a country issue . . . "today's country" is aiming more at the external image than the talent . . so "pictures" actually might present a better image and impression of "county music today" than any actual recorded music could . . . ha! so enjoy the pics . . listen to the Chicks . . . and i wonder if "Playboy" will do a "Girls of Country" issue . . maybe they already have . . . :) Tara, your Dirty Mag-Reading WebMistress 05/30/2006 11:03 PM I'm guessing that Playboy already went there...over and over again. ;)

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