Tara Tainton

Placing Your Cock Back on the Market

Written by Tara Tainton

Sunday, 16 April 2006 23:00

I love to bring you, my beloved, naughty audience, news, features, and other bits and pieces related to the silly side of sex just as much as I love educating with the serious side. And this trinket is a great example. We have a friend of mine, currently residing in New Zealand, to thank for this bit of fun forwarded.

We all know that you can get away with selling or buying just about anything on eBay these days. It's the world's marketplace, the epitome of the old adage that "one man's trash is another man's treasure." So, even when you find yourself ready to retire your beloved cock, you know there's a market online ready and waiting to get their hands on it. Check out this eBay sales listing.

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Sorry, the bidding has ended on this particular item, but you can still thoroughly enjoy reading the entire description for the listing and sales pitch. Then again, does a cock really require a sales pitch?

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Here's the product overview: "After many years of good times, I've decided to part with my beloved cock. He was fun for a while, but now I think it's time I let someone else enjoy my cock. My cock is extremely low-maintenance. All you have to do is pet him occasionally, bathe him, and rub some lotion on him if he needs that extra pick-me-up."

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The seller is also very candid about the bad points concerning this particular item, listing the weaknesses of the cock:

My cock is somewhat lazy. Most of the day he just lays there, waiting for someone to play with him.
I think my cock may be bulimic. (Note: Always have plenty of Kleenex or tissue nearby.)
Sometimes my cock is too friendly, and may get you into trouble. Use my cock at your own risk.

Interested parties weren't shy about asking very explicit questions about the new cock on the market either. It seems, everyone has a great sense of humor and sincer interest in cocks.

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| 2009-12-05 16:40

michael g.b. 04/17/2006 09:45 PM
i think that "cock" should be entered in the "Big Cock Contest" on the "Big Cock Society" website . . . although . . the competition there is stiff . . . i doubt if this cock would win . . .i've seen some rather impressive cocks on that website and i myself am intimidated by them . . . what might transpire would be described as a "cock fight". :)

Tara, your Excited WebMistress 04/18/2006 08:32 AM
Now, Michael, I think you've just hit upon yet another wonderful idea... how fun a site with a "cock fight" theme would be in the adult world!

Vasper Janik 04/18/2006 05:11 PM
Hmmmm....makes me wonder what an actual penis would go for on eBay......

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