Tara Tainton

Ode to the G-String

Written by Tara Tainton

Tuesday, 17 May 2005 00:00

G-strings, much to my misfortune, have only been part of my life for the last two years. Hey, I wasn't into granny panties, but why would I want something shoved between my buns when you're used to fighting to keeping your undies out of there? Believe it or not, it was my younger brother who forced me to see the light...and let my ass see more light. So, in case you're another woman who happens to be clueless, it turns out that the male population really likes a woman in a G-string, I mean really, really likes it. Forget your insecurities, false ideas of discomfort, or prudishness. Get thee to Target (at the very least) and buy a G-string or twelve.

In fact, get them in as many colors, shapes, materials, and styles as possible. Forget the age old idea of actually matching your underclothes; enjoy some variety. Let your collection of G-strings enable you to wear what reflects your mood that day or that moment. They're the only answer to the evil panty line problem, few things can subtly grab a guy's attention more than what he believes is an unintentional peek at your string or that luscious little formed V above your ass, and best of all, you'll feel sexier wearing them. And that can make all the difference in the world.

Why do we female wearers of the G-string love them so? Much like tampons vs. pads (hey, a friend said he likes to see a woman delivering little known facts about womanhood for all men to benefit from), a G-string can feel like you're wearing nothing at all, and that's always fun. Hell, with bras and everything else, we're burdened with enough extra clothing as it is. Let's not add to it. They're so nice and small that you can scrunch one up and hide it to pack away and they don't take up much space in your lingerie drawer. In fact, you can indulge in an extensive collection without your partner realizing just what the quantity has amounted to.

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Of course, the fabulous G-string always offers the opportunity to flirt, as much or as little as we like, without saying a word. I used to think oddly of one of my brother's girlfriends who'd wear her multi-colored G-strings high on her hips revealing the side strings to all the world above her hipster jeans. That was, until I saw her pulling up the sides purposely one day to ensure the strings were visible. And then it dawned on me. This wasn't a woman carelessly revealing her underclothing; this was a woman proud to display one facet of her femininity. Consider it like choosing which necklace to adorn yourself with.

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So, why do men love the G-string so? There's just something about the look, I've been told. Something about the idea of something, anything, even a piece of material tightly squeezed between a woman's ass cheeks. Much like with every other situation in life, a man likes to imagine himself in that same position. And knowing that something is tightly stretched, warm, and maybe even a little moist as it sits there...well, you can imagine the feeling the man gets. Of course, they also love to believe they're getting a sneak peek of something they shouldn't. And you've got to admire a woman that offers the male population such an opportunity to indulge.

Now, what I wonder is which is the best view? Is it the front of the G-string men and other women-lovers enjoy the most? Or is it the rear view that's the most tasty?

As for men in G-strings? My opinion would have to be an assertive NO. Sorry, guys. It just looks a little effeminate for my taste. A guy's ass and other parts are beautiful...by themselves, not outlined in a thin piece of fabric or hoisted up and cupped. And maybe it's a woman's curves that are accentuated by and really bring out the beauty of a G-string. A man is a more square, and it's those boxers or boxer briefs with a square or rectangular cut that make us focus on all those chiseled parts. And definitely don't go for a see-through G-string. We like to see your parts jostling free or just well hidden so we can imagine them that way.

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So, go on, girls, and gather ye G-strings while ye may. And don't forget why you're collecting them or adding to your collection in the first place: for your own comfort and satisfaction and to send a message to everyone else about who you are. My favorite G-strings are those that actually come equipped with a written message. My favorite pair reads "What took you so long?" Now, if only men would actually read the message and take note just as well as we want them to listen to us.

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Ed 05/18/2005 03:27 AM
The only thing better than a woman in a g-string is a woman who goes commando.

William Ferrell 05/18/2005 07:02 PM
Specifically (for me, anyway) the best part of the "look" of a woman in a G-string is just how damned much of her flesh I can see (because they cover so little). Just *yummy*. Plain and simple yummy. Makes me want to see the rest all the more :)

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