More Homemade Sex Toys

Written by Tara Tainton

Wednesday, 06 July 2005 23:00

Masturbation may just be one of the world's favorite pastimes. It answers our primal urges and allows us to indulge in pleasure without the need for a partner. Masturbation really allows us to "get in touch with ourselves" in many more ways than one.

And we all have our favorite ways of carrying out that pastime. Still, that doesn't mean we couldn't use a few more. After all, variety is the spice of life. Thus, Homemade Sex Toys is one of my favorite sites to check up on now and then to see if there are any new ideas to add to my personal fun. Of course, some are laughable even though "getting off" is never a laughing matter.

For the Boys:

The Mellon Baller offers you two sensations in one: that of sliding your cock in and out of a warm vagina as well as of getting a blow job (supposedly). Follow the directions carefully, especially when it comes time to heating up your new device in the microwave.

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First, "buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much, remember, you're making sex toys not digging ditches.

Heat the melon in a microwave (be careful!) and squirt in some baby oil or KY jelly.

A little bonus to add to the honeydew/cantaloupe procedure: On the opposite side of the melon from where your penis enters it, make a small hole with a skewer or small knife, no bigger than a pencil eraser, but reaching all the way in to the "vagina." Wrap your hand around the melon after you insert your erection and put your finger over the hole on the outstroke. Remove your finger on the in-stroke, replace it over the hole on the outstroke. Feels like a mouth going down on your cock, then sucking on it as it draws back. A very nice substitute for a blow job!"

For the Girls:

The Beach Ball makes perfect sense as a toy to utilize for naughty purposes. Still, I'm a little frightened by the writer's obvious excitement over the possibility of bursting the ball in mid-action. That's something I can't say I'd find desirable. But, what the hey...you might as well give it a try.

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"Take a small beach ball and fill it about half way with air.

Place it between your legs and pull up a pair of fairly tight pants, leggings, or hosiery. If the ball is still too soft or is in the wrong place you can take it out and blow it up some more. Be careful not to burst it with your nipple clamps! Once it is in a good position, find an arm of a chair or something and sit so that the ball is right under your clitoris, and bounce on, rock on, wiggle on and squeeze the ball.

It only takes me a few minutes to have an amazing orgasm! Be careful though because if you blow up the ball too tightly it can split at a seam and lose air when you start bouncing like mad! But that "danger" can add to the excitement... You never know when it's gonna burst."