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Meet the Sperm Testers
Written by Tara Tainton   
Sunday, 10 September 2006 23:00
When Richard Longhurst, co-founder of the UK's favorite adult product provider, LoveHoney, forwarded the news about LoveHoney's latest and most provocative "project," I just couldn't wait to share it! Two brave couples have volunteered to commit to a 30-day study and blog their experiences in a very public online sex diary hosted by LoveHoney.

Just what is the subject of this sex-themed project? Why, it's sperm testing of course! LoveHoney wants to confirm and document, once and for all, if a particular product called Sweet Release really can change the taste of a man's semen in just 30 days. The outcome, if as positive as the sexually active and blowjob-giving and -receiving public hope for, could result in a worldwide frenzy, a purchase craze revolving around the aptly named Sweet Release. Hey, you know I'll be among those placing an order!

You can't make a man eat sweets and avoid alcohol every day to keep his man essence tasting as delectable as possible, so the possibility of there being a simple pill to add to one's daily diet to cure the well known and varying natural bitterness of a man's semen is, well, a godsend.

In June earlier this year, the folks at LoveHoney launched the intentions of their latest sexy study and invited volunteers for "the most unusual job ever." Couples of all sexual preferences were asked to fill out an official application form to apply for the most sought after position ever to exist. By the end of August, LoveHoney had received over 2,500 applications from couples more than eager to share their own oral sex habits and expertise. Only three couples were selected and forwarded their free sample of Sweet Release as well as some other naughty goodies to make all the forthcoming "work" all the sweeter.

The Sperm Tester blog is the very sex diary the winning couples will be documenting their intimate experiences in for all of us to enjoy.

sweet release sperm pill


"Imagine the confidence of being able
to enjoy oral sex, knowing that a sweet delicious
taste and scent is coming from you."

Sweet Release is actually 100% vegetarian! It's a "pill, which is taken as a twice-a-day for 30 days, claims to mask the traditionally salty taste of male ejaculate with a refreshing apple-like flavour. Successful applicants will take the pill for 30 days and will use an online blog to provide a blow-by-blow account of how the taste of their partner's sexual fluid changes... By the end of it, the guys' semen should be tasting of lovely sweet sweet apples." Ah, my mouth is watering already!

I see there's also a "female citrus" equivalent version of Sweet Release in LoveHoney's online catalog. I wonder if they'll be searching for volunteers for testing that supplement?? One can hope... I wish I could choose the flavor of my own juices though... coconut or maybe even chocolate...

sperm testing couple

Sperm Testers Jason & Sarah

Meet the brave sperm testers themselves, those donating a full month of oral sex for the advancement of sexual science. Kinsey would be proud! Jason and Sarah have been together close to two years and have oral sex a few times a week. Shane and Maya have been a couple just a tad longer and also share the same enthusiasm and frequency for oral sex. Both women in the test couples are proud swallowers.

The ladies, Sarah and Maya, will be required to "post a diary message every day, with specially detailed posts describing the taste of [their partner's] natural emissions every time they have oral sex. A control sample will be taken to gauge [their partner's] natural level of saltiness before the effects of the Sweet Release test product." Will they still have feeling in their lips and be able to talk at the end of the 30 days?

sperm testing couple lovehoney

Sperm Testers Shane & Maya

The big project officially begins on this upcoming Tuesday, September 12th. I'll be glued to the details of this appetizing research every day. You can read all about the passionate project and be the first to learn the latest research findings and taste-test results day-by-day by tuning into LoveHoney's ground-breaking Sperm Tester blog.

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Anonymous | 2009-12-19 18:34
Ed 09/10/2006 03:14 PM
It'll be an interesting survey to follow given the claims of many pills and potions available. Not sure why women would need to change the taste of their juices though... All the women I've known were damn tasty although it may well be true that vegetarians do taste better. :)

Tara, your Sweet Tasting WebMistress 09/10/2006 03:37 PM
Indeed! I can confirm that my own juices have never come close to quite the taste a man's can have. ;) But wouldn't it be fun to have a new flavor down there??

michael g.b. 09/11/2006 12:36 AM
a song for everything and everything a song! --- years ago Ray Stevens wrote and recorded this: "Jeremiah Peabody's Poly-Unsaturated Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Quick Disolving Green And Purple Pills" ha! . . . if ya can find it, it's worth hearing! :)

Tara, your Entitled WebMistress 09/11/2006 12:55 AM
Michael, it's amazing that you can remember a title like that!

Vasper "tastes of chocolate" Janik 09/11/2006 07:41 AM
Sweet Release.......Sweet As.....!
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