Introducing the CyberSkank

Written by Tara Tainton

Monday, 25 April 2005 00:00

With the wealth of just-for-fun quizes and personality tests showing up on the internet - and worse yet, your friends are passing them your way, recommending them, or claiming a quiz has just helped them realize their inner self - well, how can you not help taking a few yourself?

Like the horoscopes in the daily paper, you know it's just for kicks and the writer doesn't know you personally, but you're always curious and want to know if, by chance, "they" can realize something in you that others haven't or help you identify characteristics you haven't been able to label.

So, you take a quiz or two recommended by one of your fanatic friends. Well, I have. And what have I gained? I'm kind of a punk, am a bit of a geek, have a lot of bitch-like characteristics, have a romantic love style (egad!), and my personality designates me as a leader. Oh, but don't let me forget the latest.

I'm a CyberSkank! I swear that I don't own a webcam, but the quiz didn't even ask if I had my own website (or two). There's got to be a better questionnaire for Cyber-skankdom out there. Personally, I'd rather be considered a CyberSlut. That just sounds a little more....commendable.

You Are a Cyberskank!

When it comes to online antics, you know how you rank.
You aren't yet a slut, but you are a cyberskank!
Now put that webcam in your shower,
And your visitors will soar by the hour!

Are *You* a Cyberslut?