Tara Tainton

In need of a little "spice" in your relationship? Maybe you're in great need of a little inspiration, a little more motivation, or even some divine inspiration. A particular sex toy maker and specialty adult store has just what you need. They've been inserting divine intervention into the sex lives of countless, wanton adults via their online offerings for awhile now.

Allow me to introduce you to (thanks to a fan who shares my own secular sense of humor) Divine Interventions... home to gloriously detailed and religiously themed dildos, butt plugs, and other devices for sex play. Here, you're offered the righteous opportunity to feel the wrath of God's Immaculate Rod, develop an intimate relationship with the Diving Nun, and experience the one-of-a-kind sensation of the Jackhammer Jesus.

Perhaps, more appropriately for my own personal spiritual sense of sexuality is Buddha's Delight. Is gothic more your style? You might like the Grim Reaper "Dildo of Death." Oh, and there's so much more. I can't wait to stock up on new toys!

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Will  - Now I've Seen It All!   | 2008-07-06 11:16 A "Tickle-Me Buddha" *lol!* (They should throw in the "Fuck-me-Jesus!" as a "buy-one-get-One-Free")** X,Will~~easily amused**

moody-tara-fan  - hey! you posted it! | 2008-07-13 10:26 glad to see you got a laugh out of it... if you do order something you should post a pic of yourself with it!

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