Tara Tainton

In Search of the Sexiest Men's Underwear

Written by Tara Tainton

Sunday, 17 June 2007 00:00

I've got a big job on my hands. Well, put that way, I think I'm looking even more forward to it.... Me, my hands, a hot male in tight undies... But this is serious business, and I need to do some real research. What's the sexiest possible underwear a man and his lovely bulge can wear?

Comfortable undies are one thing, especially when their entire life is spent beneath other clothing and they're not exactly intended for real show. Then, there's the adult novelty variety designed just for shock value, it seems, and for gag gifts and special single-night occasions set up to surprise one's lover. Between cotton tightie-whities, baggy boxer shorts, and mere pouches made of glittery or transparent fabric barely hanging on by a single string around the waist or between the buns... just what is the sexiest, most masculine style of cock-cover?

This task I'm presented with might be much harder than I even imagine. Or maybe there's an ideal pair of made-for-public-viewing men's undies just waiting on the internet for me to find. I hope so. I have a very important job ahead of me.

My live-in lover is starting a new job, a very sexy job. And he, by all applicable points, was made for it. His style, his accent, his personality, his attitude, his body, his personally chosen body modification, and even his affinity for living life half-naked all correlate with the opportunity to publicly show it all off, delight the right clientele, and be rewarded for who he naturally is.

Tomorrow night, he'll be taking a new position behind the bar at one of the hottest nightclubs in town, one of the newer clubs to draw local and visiting crowds here in Las Vegas. And it's a gay-friendly club... something we don't actually have enough of here in Sin City, believe it or not. If you've ever relished a night out or locale where you're truly respected for who you are, the kind of fun you want to have, and your distinct style and self, you know that gay-friendly clubs are the only places where you're truly welcomed and respected for who you are.

And where else can a male bartender who oozes sex appeal be truly accepted, appreciated, and monetarily rewarded? Not at the straight clubs or local pubs... not where the conservative crowd frequents, male customers are the only ones paying for drinks and responsible for tipping, or female clientele expect discounts for showing cleavage.

And at this gay-friendly nightclub at the south end of The Strip, the sexy male bartenders work shirtless. They use hair products, they have glistening skin and carefully carved torsos, they wear good-fitting pants, and embrace masculine jewelry. They're sexy as hell... and some of them are also porn stars.

My own breathing is quickening as I think of the scene. It's a hetero woman's dream. Also a gay man's dream. And my live-in lover will never have been on the receiving end of so much flirting and come-on lines in his life. He's going to have a hell of a lot of fun.

Yet, there's a challenge. There's something called Latino Night at the club. And I may never figure out why a Latin-themed night is associated with so much nudity, but it seems the customers love to show up in nothing but their underwear. And so, the bartenders must do the same. Oh, there's also Ladies Night and Boys Night, but there's only one undies-only night.

So, this live-in bartender/lover of mine needs to spruce up his wardrobe, get rid of the heavily worn undies, and stockpile the sexiest underwear for men in existence... whatever that may be. This isn't just a personal need to make a great impression. This is business. Tips are at stake...

Thankfully, g-strings and bared ass cheeks aren't permitted. I've never found a g-string or thong on a man to be truly sexy. Fun maybe, but not sexy in a masculine way. I'll never turn down a cock wrapped up in a skimpy/cheesy package when it's attached to a man I'm attracted to, but I still have my personal preferences, my own biggest turn-ons. And male g-strings are not one of them.

Sexy Man's Male G-String Thong Underwear

Men, would this actually be comfortable??
Still, I'd love to see it on you... !!

So, the big search begins. And some tight-fitting, square-styled cotton, colored undies were first to come to my mind. Yet, I think the man who will now be required to wear his knickers in public and show some serious thigh might have thought of the perfect sexy style himself.

"How about something just like these but in leather? And with a pouch in front for my cock?"

Tight, black leather underwear, stretched across a man's ass and emphasizing his beautiful bulge? I think he's definitely onto something. Why didn't I think of the possibilities already designed and offered by the sexy fetish community?

Some leather, some snaps, buckles perhaps or chains... a great fit and probably one really expensive pair of undies. I can't wait to see (and feel) the results!

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NY Diva
06/18/2007 07:22 AM
That is awesome, can't wait to hear more about it. J told me about Mr. C's new job last night and it sounds like he'll have a great time! ;)

Tara, your Eager WebMistress
06/24/2007 11:59 PM
One week in and he loves the crowd, the scene, the coworkers... I can't wait till underwear night! ;)

TUG
07/16/2007 11:22 PM
When you find that special pair of underwear let me know. I'll get some and pose with them for my blog!

Tara, your Excited WebMistress
07/17/2007 06:01 AM
It's a deal, TUG! I'd love, love, love to see that!! xoxo

SexyCollegeGirl
07/20/2007 06:05 AM
Wow i simply love it , :)

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