Tara Tainton

I've been mulling over the task for a few weeks now... ever since my first experience blowing bubbles - the first bubblegum bubbles I've blown since I was a kid - while masturbating on request for a fan. I'll try just about anything at least once! I was ecstatic that I actually remembered how to blow bubblegum bubbles... even if I don't feel I managed to do it very gracefully.

Although the video was so much fun, looks hot as hell, and was just "what the doctor ordered" for my new fan... apparently, it's really about how BIG you can blow the bubbles and seeing them burst and splat across as much of a pretty little girl's face as possible. Sounds fantastically fun but I'm at a loss as to which is and where to locate the world's best bubblegum for blowing big, big, BIG bubbles.

I picked up my first bag of individually wrapped nuggets of bubblegum at Wal-Mart.... the chain I hate for all the reasons that are blasted on the news these days, are on everyone's tongue, and even merited a documentary. BUT... my pocket book, at this point, can only afford sexist, racist, classist, un-American Wal-Mart.

And to further my disappointment in shopping there to begin with, I was only able to find one brand of bubblegum available in the candy aisle. Only one!! Only one choice of rock-hard pebbles of insanely sweet gum that wears on your jaw in no time and limits the size of the bubbles you can blow.

Now, I'm on a mission to find a much better gum... and figure out where I can buy it since I don't see all those old familiar brands from my childhood at the checkout counter in major stores anymore. Is bubblegum out of style these days? Is that why the erotic fetish has developed? Who knows... but it's so insanely difficult to find the resources for blowing giant bubblegum bubbles these days.

There are no "candy stores" that I know of. So, like usual, I turn to the internet where I prefer to do most of my shopping anyway. I'm all about comparison shopping, saving money, and direct delivery to my door. Besides, it's fun when the UPS and USPS men both know my name, stop to chat a bit, and are accustomed to my opening the door in some half-dressed state.

I ended up googling the question of course: what is the "best bubblegum for blowing bubbles"? And I found this nifty little page on Yahoo! Answers. As it turns out, majority states that Hubba Bubba enables the biggest bubblegum bubbles... and comes in many delicious flavors. And I remember the name from my 80s childhood! How fun would it be to get off to the scent of an old childhood favorite indulgence??

But I don't see Hubba Bubba in stores. At least, not in "these parts" out west. At least I did find it on Amazon... where I've actually found some really yummy favorite candies from my childhood. And Amazon does stock Bubble Tape, a Hubba Bubba product, which seemed to be the second choice giant bubblegum bubble blowing tool by the posters on Yahoo! Answers. And I remember chewing that one as a kid too! But before I make a purchase to cater to my eager bubblegum bubble blowing fetish fans, I want to know what you think.

What actually is the best bubblegum for blowing the very biggest bubbles and feeling them splatter across your puffed cheeks and stick to your hair? Or where have you seen Hubba Bubba lately? What's your favorite flavor of bubblegum?

I'm on an erotic mission, a sex-driven assignment. I have to find the biggest bubblegum bubbles, and I need your help!

P.S. While we're at it... and I'm getting this weird craving for bubblegum... do any of you recall that Dr. Pepper flavored bubblegum from the 80s actually colored just like the soda and filled with a gooey liquid that tasted like the syrup that flavors Dr. Pepper itself?? It was my VERY favorite... who made it? Is it still available now? There's actually a foreigner friend I have here that doesn't believe me when I tell the tale and swear up and down that Dr. Pepper bubblegum actually existed.

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Rocco  - Big Leagues   | 2008-09-15 13:37 Cutie, I don't know about the Dr. Pepper stuff, but I do know my kids liked Big League Chew. It's that bubblegum that comes in a large pouch and it would be perfect for you. You can use as much to....stuff....into your mouth as you want. Can't wait to see those sexy lips pursed out and ...blowing.

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