I love to survey the web where there's a wealth of sex information from
advice to news to erotic indulgences of every conceivable kind. I find a lot
of great sites to bookmark as references that I love to share with my own
friends and fans as a recommendation for entertainment or enlightenment.
Still, I also find some real doozies.... you know, the kind that don't offer
you free anything or dish out bad information, which is just what I
came across today.
Body
Parts Pages may have started with a good concept, which I think (it
really is hard to tell) is that of breaking down sex into focus on various
body parts, techniques, and tried and true tips for trying at home. On the
contrary, some of the recommendations most definitely shouldn't be tried at
home, not unless you want your ass kicked, your face slapped, or to develop
a warped understanding of the common cultural differences between the
genders.
The site's clean enough, nice and organized, but there's really no place
to go. There are only eleven or so pages of actual content, two more for
comments or linking to their partners, and the navigation elements labeled
"pics," more "pics," etc. just go to external hardcord sites... BAD sites
with 6 gazillion pop-ups that won't disappear and lots of cookies forced
down your computer's throat.
So, what is on the site? Some advice that
really must've been written by a man, and written at a very fast and
unplanned pace. There's no proof of that, but who else would encourage you
to make a woman want you by just starting to feel her up all over, wherever
you are, and press your cock up against her? I don't think a woman would
recommend that technique. Yeah, guys, you know us. We don't like
anyone pushing themselves upon us...unless we're in a secure relationship in
which we mutually agreed to sub/domme relationship or something similar
because we like that.
The site also uses the crudest language to dish out
what is supposedly sound advice. I'm all for using "cock" and
"pussy," but why the need to purposely inject the words, along with "cum,"
about five times per sentence. Yeah, can you say "keyword rich?" If you can
ignore the hard-to-read grammar in places, you'll still detect that there's
some definite aggression detected with the text as well. The following
passage needs no commentary: "When you first touch her, grab her by her cunt
and pull her closer to your dick. Grabbing on to the skin that protects and
holds this cunt that you want to fuck so bad will be the first method of
arousal to make her fuck you hard back."
What the f*$&?!
If I read too much more, I'll start to get angry, so here are the BAD
advice highlights that I came across. I don't recommend actually adhering to
them. If anything, they should be written in a bit more context, not just
tossed out as the automatic and sure-fire way to get laid. I swear I didn't
make this stuff up; someone actually wrote it to be viewed by
millions of people worldwide.
- Play with her tits often as you can, no matter what you are doing.
- Licking a woman's sexy wrists will also turn her on because you are
taking notice of her every need and intimate desire.
- No matter what you are doing, make sure you lick and suck what you
want.
- Her lips and her cunt lips...contain the same hormones and tastes as
each other.
- To make her cum over and over again to make you feel so wet when you
put your dick inside of her all you have to do is play with her cunt.
- If you have a little trouble making a woman want you, all you have
to do is start feeling her, all over.
- Letting him see a little bit of your tits will help turn him on and
he will want to fuck you because you are teasing him.
- Usually the more a man drinks the better the sex will be because he
won't be able to cum as fast.
- By making her feel helpless and by her cunt feeling how masculine
you really are, you can slip your fingers inside of her panties
- She may even grab your dick and pull you so close that you have no
choice but to stick your dick inside of her.
- When you are touching his dick with your foot, teasing him, and
making his dick harder, you can measure how long his dick is by putting
your heal on the chair and then rubbing your foot along his shaft to see
how long his dick really is.
- A well built muscular man will often pair up with a slim big boob
woman just because their chests will fit together
- Place your hand on his chest as the two of you are talking, like you
are telling a secret but you will be able to touch is body while you are
talking to him and he will take notice that you want fucked!
- When she feels how hard you are against her, she is going to know
that you want fucked no matter what you have to do.
- Wear a tighter bra - the better your tits sit the sexier you will
look and men just love to watch tits [and] to know that you have tits
- Hitting her clit will make her cum uncontrollably
- When he takes notice of how big your tits are he will hold you
closer so that he can feel even more of you and for a long time.
- Men will judge how clean you keep your cunt by the way that you keep
your hair.
- Rub her with your whole hand roughly but without wounding her at the
same time. (WebMistress's note: now, that is probably actually GOOD
advice.)
- While it takes a few dates to actually let some women give into you,
when you fuck her tits, lick her cunt and when you fuck her up the ass
it is all going to be worth it so hang in there!
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