Tara Tainton

Heaven Help Me or Take Thee to a Nunnery!

Written by Tara Tainton

Tuesday, 10 May 2005 00:00

Just how sexually pure are you or would you rather not know? Purity tests have run amok on the internet for some time now. We do appreciate quick quizzes when we're just looking for a bit of humor, but a really thorough test can also be an enlightening experience. Thanks to the Sex Herald e-zine, the adult entertainment and news authority, there's a comprehensive test designed to set the record straight. In 100 questions, it covers all the sexual bases, from a foul ball to a homerun, and all the faces, from virtual sex and sex with yourself to polyamory and BDSM.

Choose to take the full 100-question basic test or determine your score in individual sections and situations. Then, consider the results as motivation to challenge yourself and set new goals for the year, or frighten your partner or parents with your printed score. Heck, your partner's score may surprise you; use the test to get to know each other a little better and air out some of those skeletons.

Here's the list of sections of the purity test; see if something catches your eye:

Virtual Sex
Sex with People
Sex with Women
Sex in Different Places
Sex with Men
Naughty Sex
BDSM
Polyamory
Sex with Yourself
Swinging
Random Sex

Take the Purity Test yourself. Remember, it's only for fun and not diagnosing all your sexual angst and subconscious thoughts. If you're like me and love to share, post your results anonymously as comments attached to this entry. We'll see how we all compare.

I've just taken the full test and appears to be only 29% pure while most of the world is as much as nearly 60% pure, unfortunate souls. How do you rate? Consider this a challenge to lessen your score over the upcoming year, and we'll both take the test again then to see how much we've progressed.

Your WebMistress is

nasty

In fact, here are my personal results for each test (they really are quick to take).

Basic Purity Test: 29% pure
Virtual Sex: 86% pure
Sex with People: 93.88% pure (out of the entire list, I've only fucked a bartender, a musician, and lots of computer geeks! I need to spread my wings a bit...)
Sex with Women: 91.75% pure
Sex in Different Places: 80% pure
Sex with Men: only 18.56% pure
Naughty Sex: 45% pure
BDSM: 68.32% pure
Polyamory: 82% pure
Sex with Yourself: 51.02% pure
Swinging: 97.36%
Random Sex: 82.72%

When it comes to having naughty sex (45%) and masturbating (51%),
your WebMistress is told

you're dirty

(shucks, I thought I was naughtier than that)

And when it comes to having sex with men (18.5%),
your WebMistress is a

tiger tigers color black white gold yellow

(at least I've gotten good at something)

Now, show me yours!

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| 2009-11-12 22:40

Ed 05/11/2005 08:38 AM
You have to love these things! It's going to take a while to do all these tests but for the record I got 38% for the Basics. Having done two others I'm now on 48%.

Vasper Janik 06/01/2005 03:36 PM
I can't believe I missed this.... Anyway....My results for the tests I tool are: Basic: 34% Virtual: 86% Sex With Women: 27.84% Sex in Diff Places: 88% Naughty Sex: 73% Sex With Yourself: 67.35% Random Sex: 66% God only knows what I have been doing with myself...

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