| Grab Your Vulva in a Bottle |
| Written by Tara Tainton | ||||||
| Sunday, 18 November 2007 23:00 | ||||||
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You've thought about it, you've dreamt of it, and you've imagined the
possibility of its availability sometime far, far into the future. Well, wait no
more. It's now here: bottled pussy juice for your own personal enjoyment. Sure,
you could ask for that of your own female lover but... isn't it more fun to own
a stranger's?? I'm a little baffled by this one. Still, being so intimate with other women is not an experience I've had yet or crave... not when it comes to craving actually diving down between a woman's legs and taking a big sniff. But let's stay on subject here...
The scent, unaltered, organic, and completely adult, of a woman's vulva is now available and marketed by the very same name: VULVA Original. (I wonder what other variations there can possibly be?) It's a worldwide exclusive (well, when bottled and off the body of the original woman, I suppose) and is the "precious, vaginal odor filled into a small glass phial." Buy it, shake it gently, apply the very smallest amount to the back of your hand, and that "irresistible smell that excudes from a sensuous vagina immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies."
No, this isn't worn to attract the opposite sex or to be used as an actual fragrance. It's merely bottled for your convenience and the variety of very personal uses your imagination and fantasies may be able to come up with. It's just there in a bottle for you to sniff now and then. And because it comes in a bottle, you can enjoy that scent anytime and anywhere.
You can place your own order, learn more about the product, its history, and its development, and view the very sexy photo gallery on the English version of the German company's site. I highly encourage you to check out all the photos! And let me know if you place an order and if the product really does smell like the real thing.
3.23 Copyright (C) 2007 Alain Georgette / Copyright (C) 2006 Frantisek Hliva. All rights reserved." |
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