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Get Your PORNaments in Time for the Holidays |
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Written by Tara Tainton
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Friday, 04 December 2009 07:15 |
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When I first discovered these cleverly naughty holiday ornaments last year when they were first introduced to the US market, it was too late to adorn my own tree with them. Exploring all the decorations on the tree was so much fun as a kid... imagine parting the branches to find Santa's elves doin' it doggie style! Now, you can make those naughty holiday dreams come true!
Talk about the perfect gift to get those who think they have everything... or that dirty old man in your family that only has the ability to appreciate gag gifts. Surprise that dirty uncle with a gag gift that'll leave him speechless. Of course, this is also finally an opportunity to create a XXX tree decked out in true pornographic style. Reclaim the holidays for the adults and dedicate your new Pornament to yourself at the top of the tree or see if your conservative in-laws, noisy as they pride themselves on, happen to find a little Pornament nestled in their own tree or yours ensuring they are rendered completely immobile for the entire family visit. Yay!
   
Pornaments arrived in the US just last September as XGen Products contracted with an overseas glass ornament company to bring us the holiday themed novelties that have been popular across the pond for years. The intricately detailed, hand-blown glass ornaments are slightly raunchy but classy enough to hang on the holiday tree in your home. For your favorite dominatrix, how about a snowman clad in leader and studs? Or, consider giving the Heavenly Body (a topless blonde) Pornament for your angelic wife. There are more than 35 fun and flirty ornaments to choose from: the popular, nearly-naked “Nichol Ass,” naughty elves in precarious positions and ginger bread cookies doing the nasty! Your sister will laugh when you giver her a Pornament for Christmas, and your husband will be in hysterics when you put one on your Hanukkah bush!
   
Your personal tastes and sexual preferences and fetishes are no matter... Pornaments are available in a wide variety for every interest. After all, we've all assumed for a very long time that Santa must be gay. He also looks really cute cross-dressing in stockings and garters!
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