Tara Tainton

But first, there's something I want you to share with me. Come on. Don't be shy. If you were to take on a career in the adult industry, just what would your position or job title be?

Which adult industry role are you most suited for?

According to Blondage and her fans, "Stunt Ass" is a popular position in the industry. I have to say that I was relieved that I wasn't assigned the same job. Then again, I suppose that would've been a great compliment for my ass... Here are your WebMistress's results:

 

According to experts, my adult industry job would be... Phone Sex Operator The perfect job you can do from home. Set your own hours, get house chores done at the same time and get paid. Just make sure you don't get your calls mixed up Take the Adult Industry Job Quiz

Now, I'm not a big fan of the phone myself. Everyone seems to call when I least want to talk to them. Yet, maybe I could learn to love the telephone and its primary purpose if I earned a great sum of money for answering it when it rang.

Note: The Jokes Unlimted site is heavily laden with annoying flashing ads and a few pop-ups!

What you've always wished for: The Napster of Porn!

"Each of the adult sites listed have granted us backdoor join access to their member's area. We have been allocated to give out 250,000 free passes per day. You might have surfed free porn sites before, but we all know that the content is far inferior compared to adult member's area content. Simply click on the site you wish to get a free pass to and fill out the required information on it's corresponding join page. Credit card will be required for actual user verification, but no charges will apply."

Now, I haven't given this a try myself, so do beware. If you find yourself with free access, enjoy! If you have a bad experience, let me know and I'll spread the word. And in today's selection, there doesn't seem to be anything geared towards hetero women...

You might be hot enough to win a CD!

The paragraphs will be posted on Jolie's site on Dec. 26th. "BE PROUD. BE CONFIDENT. LET THE WORLD KNOW THAT YOU'RE A HOT GIRL! IN ADDITION, ALL NAMES WILL BE THROWN INTO A HAT FOR A DRAWING TO BE HELD ON MONDAY, DECEMBER 26, 2005. THE WINNER WILL RECEIVE MADONNA'S NEW CD 'CONFESSIONS ON A DANCE FLOOR.'"

Note: This is a monthly contest that Jolie runs, so be sure to check out the winners each month and submit your own claim to hotness.

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Anonymous | 2009-12-03 16:26 Ed 12/18/2005 09:01 AM Phone sex, it's almost the next best thing to the real thing! Given that I've come out with the same job maybe we should go into business together! michael g.b. 12/18/2005 06:08 PM i qualified for "phon-y" sex" :( Tara, your Phone-Seducing WebMistress 12/18/2005 07:14 PM Well, what do you know! Looks like we all think (about sex) alike. ;) michael g.b. 12/19/2005 10:33 PM Tara . . . we may "think alike" but i'll bet that we are not alike . . . YOU look sexy . . .i look like a can of camplbell's condensed soup! (opened) ha! :) Tara, your Non-Condensed WebMistress 12/20/2005 10:33 PM Now Michael, that wouldn't account for your lovely long hair. I've never found any in my Campbell's soup! michael g.b. 12/20/2005 11:00 PM Tara, i guess the folks at campbells thought the soup would be more palatable if they left out "the hare". :) michael g.b. 12/21/2005 07:37 AM "waiter! waiter! . . what's this fly doing in my soup?!" . . . "ahh . . zee back-stroke?" :) michael g.b. 12/21/2005 07:38 AM "waiter! . . waiter! . . . there's a FLY in my soup!" . . . "oui . . but ov'course . . . zee chef . . . he used to be zee tailor!" :) michael g.b. 12/22/2005 06:38 AM "waiter! . . . waiter! . . . there's a FLY in my soup!" . . . "not to worry . . . we will not charge you extra." :) Jolie 12/23/2005 07:09 AM Hi Tara! Thanks for the link to Hot Girl Check-In! I really appreciate your kindness! The contest ends on December 25, 2005 and words from the Hot Girls will be posted on December 26, 2005. In addition, the winner of Madonna's new CD will also be posted. I won't be running the contest every month, but there's still a couple days left to join!! Jolie 12/23/2005 07:11 AM If I took a career in the porn industry I would be a porn star of course!! The money is great I hear. LOL But I hate the taste of semen, so it wouldn't work for me. ...

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