| Fucking Machines: Replacing Your PartnerFucking Machines: Replacing Your Partner |
| Written by Tara Tainton | ||||||
| Sunday, 12 June 2005 00:00 | ||||||
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In honor of it being Machine Day, I thought a discussion on sex machines was in
order. It started with the electrically operated dildo and a mere vibration.
Today, we've got mechanical pumping machines with variable piston action and
fully operable sex chairs with multiple functions and the ability to be
controlled by another person in any part of the world over the internet. That's right. Why not take your cyber-sex to the next level? Next thing you know, you won't even remember what it's like to be fucked by a real person anymore. So, maybe I'm a bit biased. I prefer the real thing to the twirling, rotating, vibrating, massaging, penetrating toys, but that doesn't mean I'm adverse to a unique effect that can be derived only from something non-human. Or maybe I'm just afraid I'd find that the machine would feel better than the man, and I'd have to run off my partner while waving my fave dildo in the air...or gyrating away in my new sex chair.
Online, you can watch these machines fuck several different women in unimaginable ways. I suppose they could be truly erotic for a real science fiction buff who always wanted to be invaded by alternative beings. And the price for the other-worldly fuck is above $4,000 USD. SlashDong is a blog covering every aspect of the combination of sex and technology. They collect the news and updates, developing companies and toys, for the rest of us. Check out today's post for information on where to acquire your own internet controlled spanker, tongue, and thrusting phallus. Oh, and there's a special tongue vibrator for anal stimulation as well. The folks breaking out The Sinulator promote their internet-controlled product to real-world couples, encouraging you to take this new approach to getting in touch when you have to be apart. All you need is The Sinulator itself and a computer with an internet connection. There's no longer a need for partners off on business trips to settle for phone sex with their honey or even the typical strip club. The Sinulator does seem to be nearly the cheapest related product on the market at just $100 USD.
3.23 Copyright (C) 2007 Alain Georgette / Copyright (C) 2006 Frantisek Hliva. All rights reserved." |
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