| Flowchart to My Heart |
| Written by Tara Tainton | ||||||||||||||||||
| Saturday, 15 August 2009 09:07 | ||||||||||||||||||
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How ingenious! One of the coolest social sites on the 'net (not to mention it's FREE!) has just delivered up and cleverly designed a "Would I Go on a Date with You?" flowchart for each of its members its had the privilege of getting to know. That's right. There's a diagram illustrating just how to earn Tara Tainton's attention! Now, I wonder what would most matter to a self-made porn star... Delivered to my inbox just this morning was a sparkly, snazzy, spankin' new chart for navigating your way to my heart! I've never heard of anything like it, but it's brilliant. Ever wonder what really matters to me? Ever wonder how one wins a bit of a porn star's time? Ever wonder what makes your fan mail stand out from the rest? Ever wonder how you earn the privilege of the attention of an open-minded, beautiful, intelligent, sexually free, and independent woman? As if you don't know already! OK Cupid is the originator of this brilliant idea. And they do know me well there. I've answered over 900 of their clever little "match questions" since last winter, diligently indicating which topics matter most to me, that I feel most strongly about, and exactly how I'd prefer a potential friend/acquaintance/fuck-buddy/lover/lifelong partner to answer as well. All of that info has been accumulated into a snazzy little illustration: my personal "Would I go on a Date with You?" flowchart!
The results are pretty darn accurate. What matters most to me in a new friend or lover and determines our compatibility? ...your views regarding GLBT rights and equality, women's rights, abortion rights, birth control, and teaching evolution vs. creationism in schools... as well as the levels of your honesty, affection, personal hygiene, tendency toward violence, and ability to have intelligent intercourse. Think you fit the bill?
3.23 Copyright (C) 2007 Alain Georgette / Copyright (C) 2006 Frantisek Hliva. All rights reserved." |
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