Tara Tainton

...and other true facts that'll have you fucking your way to improved health, a leaner body, and a really big smile! You know sex is good for you. It feels so good that we know nature is encouraging us to have more of it. Yet, there are many, many more reasons to have more sex more often than I even knew about. Now, let's get fucking.

My latest issue of Women's Health is much more enlightening and much more sex-filled than usual. With "56 Reasons to Have Sex" (Jul/Aug 2008 issue) I thought the mag might've gone too far, possibly catering to folks that don't even have sex, for why in the world would we need to convinced to even have it?? Yet, a few numbered list items in, my eyebrows were raising and I was learning facts about sex I never even knew. Now, it's time to educate you.

Did you know...

• Having sex at least three times a week can cut a man's risk of heart attack in half.
• Fucking for just 30 minutes burns a whopping 200 calories.
• That heightened sense of smell post-sex isn't just your imagination. After sex, you receive an extra dose of the hormone prolactin that develops new neurons in the olfactory bulb in your brain.
• Having sex just one or two times per week boosts your immune system by 30%.
• We know semen is no calorie concern at just 5 cals a pop, and there's the tiniest bit of protein in it. But did you know that it also contains the minerals zinc and calcium and a few others, which have all been proven to fight tooth decay?
• A good ol' orgasm creates an intense surge of oxytocin that causes your body to release endorphins, which help to alleviate arthritis pain... and menstrual cramps.
• We women actually absorb some of the testosterone in semen during vaginal ejaculation.... leading to a sweet energy boost after sex.
• Everything actually tastes stronger after sex. So, be sure to try some favorite foods post-sex.
• Neurophysiologists say that an active sex life actually slows the aging process.
• What's more... studies have shown that sex can offer temporary headache relief. That's right! The age-old excuse is no longer valid!

Enjoy your long holiday weekend thoroughly my fellow Americanos!

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cobalt  - Can't argue with those facts! =) | 2008-07-04 17:45 Sounds like sex is a cure all. And we are not talking about snake oil ( well some sort of snake maybe lol) Cum as a dental aid? I say gargle at least twice a day! lol Then swallow for that yummy protein. Sex therapy really works. cobalt

michael g.b. | 2008-07-04 21:09 there was a song recorded by The Bellamy Brothers some years ago titled: "Lovers Live Longer" . . . :)

btexpress   | 2008-07-05 10:30 I'm so volunteering to help with any lady's oral hygiene needs.

Tara, your Regularly Gargling WebMistress  - MMMMM good!   | 2008-07-05 14:06 Cobalt, I think you hit the nail on the head. We just gotta try to have more sex! We'll live longer and live happier. ;) Michael, do you think the songwriters actually had the biochemical benefits of sex in mind when they wrote the song?? ;) BT... you're so darn generous. You could market your own mouth wash rinse!!

The Porn Librarian   | 2008-07-15 04:32 Typically, this lesbo wouldn't read anything titled "Drink Seme for Better Health," but I'm glad I did. Fun post! Now I'm off to improve my health!

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