Tara Tainton

Do Pets Really Need Sex Toys?

Written by Tara Tainton

Monday, 24 September 2007 23:00

The thought never crossed my mind. Never. A sex doll for dogs? Puh-lease... Do our pets really need sex toys? Of course, we'd never want to be denied sex toys ourselves, never want to be without those adult novelties that enable a wider variety of sexual pleasures.

But does that really mean your dog needs, wants, or would really make good use of its own sex doll?

Of course, we've all seen those innocent seeming critters attacking furniture, trees, baby toys, and worse still... our own legs... all to get their own much needed sexual gratification. They want it, and they want it now.

So, maybe the sex doll for dogs isn't that bad of an idea. Maybe it has the potential to alleviate a lot of family embarassment and unwanted humpings in unwanted locations at the most inopportune times.

Maybe the first-ever sex toy for your family pet is actually the solution for a rampant problem we've just been accepting all this time. And really, is your dog going to complain about having his own toy designed specifically for his own sexual pleasure and ensuring he's never yelled at for humping spontaneously again? Of course, he's not.

Check out the Hotdoll, the sex toy designed for your pooch's pleasure.

sex toys for dog pet

Is it just coincidence that a Frenchman designed this sex-related novelty? Regardless, Clement Eloy is being credited with designing the perfect pseudo sex partner for canines. The Hotdoll is offered in two different sizes for more perfect pairing with your pooch, both in cool, contrasting colors for... I don't know what purpose.

sex toys for dog pet

The dolls are made of technologically advanced synthetic skin, nice and soft for your dog's most fragile parts. Yes, there's an orifice in there somewhere within the body of this fem doll and it can be sprayed with a special odor supposedly attracting your male dog's attention. I guess you're on your own for finding a safe disinfectant spray as well to keep the toy clean enough for repeat use.

doggie sex toy

Now, if any of you decide to give the Hotdoll a try... I mean, to buy it for your pet dog to try... you'll have to let me know if you're glad you introduced your pooch to his new sex partner. And watch what you google.

I was just looking for images of sex toys within the endless archives of Google, only to come across a blog called Kick Style offering the intriguing article introducing me to this device. Yikes...

sex toys for dog pet

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| 2009-12-29 23:48

Ed 09/25/2007 04:25 AM
Is there a version for cats too? :)

Tara, your Curious WebMIstress 09/25/2007 06:43 AM
I was thinking the same thing, Ed. It's only fair. ;) Maybe the smaller version of the Hotdoll will suffice for kitty?

Osbasso 09/25/2007 10:10 AM
What about (pardon the term) the bitches? Don't they get a toy?

Tara, your Agreeing WebMistress 09/25/2007 11:11 PM
Ha! Great choice of words, Os, and you're so right!! I guess true equality for the sexes is much overdue for the canine population as it is the human population. :(

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