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Don't Leave Your Porn Behind
Written by Tara Tainton   
Friday, 01 August 2008 17:38

So, you're moving out of your home, have everything packed up, and maybe you're in too much of a hurry to take that last look around to ensure every cupboard, cabinet, room, closet, and nook and cranny are completely emptied out. You've grabbed your dog, your computer, your live-in partner, and eagerly take off for your new pad. But wait! You've left a few things behind...

Well, I never leave anything behind in a move. I'm way too anal for that. Well, I did leave some stickers on the door of the fridge a couple weeks ago... they were too hard to get off. And I really do like to plaster my fridge with all those free, crap stickers that come in the mail!

Regardless, I was baffled by the top 10 list of items most frequently left behind by former tenants when they move out of a place... and several of them are sex-related items! Scarlet mag is so good for such fun facts and info. Reading the list had me wondering just how folks could be so silly... or forgetful... or noncaring about their pets!! Or just plain weird.

According to a survey conducted in the UK, these are the top ten tenant left-overs:

  1. Sexy toys
  2. Rubbish
  3. Decomposing food
  4. Furniture and domestic appliances
  5. Cats
  6. Condoms
  7. Cannabis plants
  8. Soiled nappies
  9. Dead animals
  10. Porn

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Why in the world would you leave your collection of porn or your personal vibe behind?? And your family pet?!?!

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Will  - Porn behind?  2008-08-03 17:42
When I left California, and moved back to New York,
I left my behind, behind. I'm sure the new tenants are having fun with it.**

(I did manage to pack up all my porn, though.)**

I don't miss my behind, at all. No matter what,
I have, as James Chan says, "Confidence...in my body."
:)

~x~Will
michael g.b. 2008-08-03 19:41
people what forget their porn must suffer from what is called "pornographic memory" :)
Tara, your Webmistress on the Go 2008-08-10 19:25
That's funny, Will! At least you made sure to hang on to your porn collection. :)!

Hilarious, Michael! That's a good one. I'll have to use that. ;) xoxo
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