Calling All Geeks Gamers and Nerdettes

Calling All Geeks, Gamers, and Nerdettes!

Written by Tara Tainton

Monday, 10 August 2009 18:33

A great big smooch, and perhaps... if you're lucky... a long, slow, teasing blowjob (or pussy licking!) goes out to all of my geek, gamer, and nerdy fans. I know you're out there... and true to your stereotypes, you're shy to share a few words and comments here. But I know you're here, you're graciously welcomed, and I want to show you some big love. And I have some nerdy news for you too!

I have a special place in my heart for all of you hyper-nerdy, focused geeks, and fantasy-loving role playing gamers. Oh, and you video and card gamers as well. You know who you are! I am - quite openly - a nerd myself, barely managing to pull myself away from the computer to shoot a naughty video or get down and dirty with a new lover. Oh, and there are those sexy new toys to review, new costumes to celebrate, fetish events to attend... And did I mention geeks are in my family, I have plenty of gaming friends, and I even have the occasional crush on a nerdy intellectual??

Now, I want all of you to not be afraid to come out of the woodwork, say "hello" to your WebMistress, and introduce yourselves. How else can I attend to you and your personal needs all the better? Now, there are a few things I need to share with you that I know you're really going to love.

First, you absolutely must click over to The Geek's Guide to Getting the Girl. Yes, one exists!! And it should be on your bookshelf... or your iPhone... or your svelte, suped up laptop just as soon as its available. Author Elizabeth Franklin, partnered with an rpg designer herself, knows what she's talking about and has volunteered to take on the gargantuan task of sharing with all of you just what you may not have picked up on already: dating secrets and knowledge worth GOLD, my friends! And Elizabeth's advice, as she's been laying out for us in her new book blog, is very sound, even brilliant, personally tried and tested, and Tara-approved! Hop over and say "hi" and "thank you, Jesus!" to her right now.

Second, you absolutely must check out your fellow gamer, geek, and artiste extraordinaire, DVUS, who's behind both the geek-friendly The Top Shelf blog and the online store of the same name offering handmade gaming accessories. Oh, yes! You know how to be the coolest gamer/geek on the block and at the next round table discussion before game: you have dice, tokens, etc. like no one else has ever seen! DVUS is extremely talented and an all around good guy who's diligently creating sexy, funny, monstrous, and more all in cool, unique gaming accessories just because he thinks it's fun. You know, like you and your favorite games!!

I know you love and collect blogs to read and other online spots to frequent. Bookmark DVUS and The Top Shelf now! And join me in following him on Twitter @TheTopShelfRPG.

And please help me in convincing DVUS that he needs to design boobie tokens. You know, cool naughty/erotic tokens. I would totally find a use for them!! Hmmmm... I wonder if he does any body painting...

Last but not least, I'll have you know that there's a little rumor going around that your own favorite WebMistress may make an appearance as an infamous "booth babe" at the upcoming NeonCon gathering of geeks and gamers taking place right here in Las Vegas later this year. Will you be there?? Be there, or be all the more square!!