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I will not stand for it! No, I think it's time to show those lovely Brit boys just what they've been missing. You know, by my having sex with them! Choosing mobile phones over a sex life? Come on! What has the world come to? Put down those electronic devices, boys, and start treating your cocks with some real respect! It's time to talk less, text less, and fuck more.
Once again, I'm stunned by the results of a recent survey. This time, a business ISP (that's "internet service provider" for those of you who spend more time fucking than sitting at your computers) has polled British mobile phone users as reported in "Brits Would Give Up Sex, Alcohol, or Chocolate Over Mobiles" published by the IDG news service. Oh, it's not just the British men willing to give up sex... it's 8% of all the folks polled who would willingly give up sex rather than have to give up using their cell phones. I can't believe anyone at all would vote that way! Does that mean they'd rather have phone sex than real sex?!
I'll let you 8% blame it on your nagging mums who'd hammer down your own front door if you didn't call them daily... or perhaps, you like to cite your J-O-B as the culprit. I hear some places would go out of business if they weren't catering to customer demands 24/7. Boo hoo. Get off the phones and live life a little more!
According to the survey results, a whopping 62% would give up chocolate in order to keep that mobile phone on their hip. They claim they couldn't survive without a phone in their hand for longer than a single day. 23% would willingly give up alcohol rather than their phone. But then, how would you medicate the aftermath you're feeling after spending all day on those drama-filled calls? That's right; you better think things through before you decide to give up some of the biggest joys in life.
You know I'd give up my cell phone in a heartbeat in exchange for more sex and chocolate.
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Tara's Trysts 
