Brief Jerky Offers Bold Flavor Right Where You Like It

Written by Tara Tainton

Saturday, 01 December 2007 23:00

My live-in lover loves to eat beef jerky. He'll down a store-bought bag of the stuff in one sitting and make it a full meal. He claims you can find a bit in his native New Zealand, but when it comes to jerky, we Americans know how to make it in variety ways and a variety of flavors.

Jerky is "cowboy food," cured, drived, spiced, and ready to offer flavor and hearty nutrition after a long duration of time. It's yummy stuff, but I'm guessing that my lover and those calloused and beautiful cowboys of yesteryear never imagined a meal that looks just like this...

beef jerky underwear brief
"Brief Jerky" by MixedSpecies

Believe it or not, that's a pair of knickers created from none other than beef jerky, designed by the folks of the MixedSpecies online shop hosted at Etsy.com who have supposedly been getting requests for this product offering for a while. So many requests in fact, so many jerky-lovin' fetishists who want to lap up that beefy flavor from between their lover's legs, that Etsy's supply of this new adult novelty item has been completely depleted.

beef jerky underwear brief

Aptly named "Brief Jerky," this tasty apparel... well, it looks painful to wear. Well, depending on your jerky, I suppose. The jerky itself can be supple or hard as a rock. Either way, I don't know about wearing it around myself. But I'd consider it, if my own jerky-loving lover would so desire to find a pair on me.

So, no. If this is your first time hearing of delicious Brief Jerky, you're plain out of luck. You can't buy or wear the delicately grommeted knickers sprinkled with rhinestones at the moment. But maybe, if we bug the folks at MixedSpecies enough, the knickers will come back in style and for sales. Go ahead, and ask 'em.

Meanwhile, I thought you deserved to know of Brief Jerky's existence, and we can all dream about owning it for ourselves.

And if you'd like to enjoy a particularly large and hairy view of the undies in action, click here. The much, much, much smaller version appears below... to spare those of you with weaker stomachs.

beef jerky underwear brief