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ME!! It's true. Without pomp or circumstance, I was designated the December winner of the unofficial monthly running competition down at the local car dealership. After successfully curtailing the boys at the dealership with all of their probing questions about "what I do for a living," I granted them the delight of the detailed answer after my newly purchased car was delivered to me.
I don't make a big deal out of what I choose to do online and in front of a video camera or now run as an ever-growing business and personal sexual adventure. I have many interests, hobbies, facets of life I like to play in, and sex is just one of them. Yet, it is commonly a very exciting and big deal to other folks who couldn't imagine themselves working in the adult industry. That comes with lots of questions and a notable disinterest in the other facets of my very full and well rounded life... not so much fun for me when making new acquaintances. I like to do what I do and have fun... not talk about it a lot. Especially not when trying to conduct mainstream business such as making a major purchase of a vehicle.
I made it through the process without too much fuss and decided to gift the boys at the dealership with a stack of promo cards for free porn viewing from my favorite adult VOD site, Hot Movies. I handed them to the biggest good ol' boy of them all, proud to report he hails from none other than San Antonio, Texas, upon delivery of my purchased car a couple days after completing the paperwork last week. I offered only "I have contacts" at first, which to my enormous astonishment, merited an instant and very firm hand slap on my left ass cheek with a shouted, "I knew it!" Well, I'm glad I can continue to spread so much happiness throughout the world.
Seconds later, I was talking the adult business, porn stars, and writing with the dealer in question and his cohort who helped drop off my car. It was the first time that I can remember actually offering details about the work I do to complete strangers. And it was a generally positive experience. The boys left with increased energy and excitement and curiosity about my work. I emailed the URL to my personal site, as promised, just as soon as they headed back to the office.
The Texan was supremely pleased with himself for correctly assuming I must be in some sort of dirty business. Well, I guess that may be a safe assumption, in general, in this city, but you can't count on it. Though, that may not be the case when it comes to the car selling business. The Texan was filled with stories of sexy women with sexier careers, most of which are largely kept secret, regularly appearing at his little dealership and car lot looking for new vehicles... and even willing to barter their "services" for said product.
Thus, I was informed I'd won the award for coolest career for the month of December. Of course, I had to know the stories behind the winners of previous months. Alas, I got just what I asked for...
Ms. September as she's been crowned works three jobs: stripper, pot dealer, and call girl. I hear she offered the latter of her services to the boys at the dealership in hopes of getting some assistance with making her new car payments. Those lucky dogs.
Ms. October was looking for financing for a Jeep on the lot. She also shared that she works as a dominatrix and has much more work than she prefers to. No word on whether or not the boys in the office partook of the domme's services.
Ms. November was noted as having a nice ass and wanted to buy a big ol' SUV. Somewhere in the purchasing process, she confessed her career as a "trick roller." I didn't know what one was... innocent girl birthed in the Midwest as I am. As it turns out, a trick roller rolls tricks... all a part of a great little prostitution crime ring, a sort of sex holdup company, that makes a business of taking advantage of male tourists in town. The company "employees" make their male victims think they're going to get fucked, then just take their money and run instead, leaving the poor guys naked in bed. I hear Ms. November wasn't permitted to finish the car financing process.
That's right, my sexy male friends. Beware the local trick rollers when you tour the town.
And I think someone should propose to HBO (or is it ShowTime?) to film a documentary-style television series titled "Auto Dealership Confessions" to add to the concept they've already aired, "Taxi Cab Confessions," that's so darn much fun to watch.
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Tara's Trysts 
