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"For years, increasing accounts of an Unidentified Fucking Object have been reported by mystified Fleshlight fans with little or no substantiating evidence. The denial of the existence of this object has driven the scandal to levels of near hysteria. Finally, after publicly rebuffing the existence of exxxtra-terrestrial fuckery, the once top-secret "Alien" is now being made available to the public from Fleshlight, the maker of the #1 selling sex toy for men."
That's right. Just in time for Halloween, when you're apparently in need of a truly freakish experience, you can now fulfill your Avatar-lovin' fantasies with hot little alien pussy to fuck... well, masturbate with. I know you have them. I know my fetishes and there's a specific category on Clips4Sale, the world's #1 source for fetish clips, just for "aliens and monsters." Leave it to Fleshlight to go the extra erotic mile and present you with a handheld cock-stimulating experience absolutely impossible to recreate with any other encounter.
Not having watched Avatar yet myself, I can't verify the allure of this particular form of alien pussy (or any other). Yet, if I had a cock, I'd certainly try it out. As Fleshlight proudly touts, "The ultimate alien fantasy has landed. The new Fleshlight Alien is an unworldly experience that will abduct your penis and send it spiraling through in a real milky way! Use the Alien Fleshlight while watching Hustler's new 3D epic, "This Ain't Avatar XXX" for the ultimate in E.T. ecstasy." Go for it!
Fleshlight has bundled up a frighteningly good package deal, in cahoots with Hustler itself. You know I'm a big fan of Hustler... and you may have collected a couple of editions featuring yours truly before her video debut. For a cool 90 US bucks, you can experience the all-new Blue Alien pussy sleeve along with Hustler's This Ain't Avatar 2-disc DVD set with both regular and 3-D versions and two pairs of 3D glasses for your viewing pleasure.
Now, I can't wait to hear which of you tries out this new experience first... and do share with us whether you find it horrific or out-of-this-world good!
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Tara's Trysts 
