Tara Tainton

"A" Is for Angry Dragon

Written by Tara Tainton

Monday, 23 May 2005 00:00

They say one's vocabulary is a mark of his intelligence. Then, let's get to work on our sexual vocab, and increase our sexual know-how along with it. Here are a few entries under the letter "A" courtesy of the Sexy Dictionary. We'll confirm the accuracy of your current word usage while introducing a few new ones to your stockpile. Now, sit back, open wide, and let the learning begin...

Afterglow
The good feeling experienced after sex, especially the feeling of a woman after an orgasm.

Altoids
The brand name of a breath mint, which is said to provide extra pleasure when used while giving a person head.

Anal Beads
A string of beads inserted into the anus and often pulled out during orgasm for increased pleasure.

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Angry Dragon
The act of ejaculating into someone's mouth and then hitting them in the back of the head, forcing the cum out of their nose so that they appear to look like an angry dragon breathing white fire.

Analingus
The act of performing oral sex performed on the anus (also see Rimming).

Anorgasmic
The condition of one being incapable of having an orgasm.

Autofellatio
The act involving a man performing oral sex on himself, putting his penis into his own mouth (a short torso, long dick, and very flexible spine are necessary).

Autoerotic Strangulation
The act of suffocating oneself via strangulation for sexual stimulation, especially to increase the intensity of orgasm (a dangerous practice known to sometimes result in death).

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| 2009-11-13 01:32

Vasper Janik 05/25/2005 06:03 AM
Autofellatio, see Ron Jeremy. Teabagging is an interesting one! Always wanted to get those anal beads going but the girls I dated weren't into it.

Vasper Janik 05/25/2005 06:06 AM
"Taint" is used here as another word for the perinium cos "It ain't the vagina/penis and tain't the anus either!"

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