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Add Some Semen to Your Diet
Written by Tara Tainton   
Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:00
It's a topic I've been fascinated with for as long as I can remember and which is often the subject of all-female discussions and speculation. We've all heard different rumors, wanted to believe different parts of them, and men have been known to feed us their own beliefs. Just what is semen, and what is in that cum that we swallow? Yes, I'm a swallower.

There was a certain fuck-buddy of mine who was kind enough to allow me to use him as a guinea pig. I thought it was high-time that I learned how to swallow...as if we're not born with a knack for it to begin with. Still, giving a guy a blow job and swallowing the ejaculate afterwards does require training; it requires a bit of mind over matter, some psychological instruction. We have to first get over those taboos we were taught growing up and which parts of the body are labeled "icky" and realize that no harm will come to us from ingesting another's body fluids...after some clean medical test results of course.

So, I practiced, brought my buddy to orgasm, shut off my mind, and swallowed...every bit of it, just like a good girl. And then I licked him clean. I was so proud of myself that I was positively glowing! And it turns out that I was the first to ever swallow that particular man's jizz.

And that brings me to another topic as an aside...what's with men who absolutely refuse to taste their own cum?? They love it when their partners take it all in, but they won't treat it as just another body fluid as they want us to. They might as well say they don't believe in having their own saliva in their mouth, blowing their own nose, or wiping their own ass. It's their body after all. What I love is an open-minded man who sets those mental discomforts and no-nos aside. What I like is a man willing to taste his own cum now and then. There, I said it.

So, we get back to the mystery of semen itself. As a woman, I've heard guys tout that it's nutritious and good for us to swallow. I've heard airhead women remarking on its low-calorie constitution and how their men have talked them into more blow jobs and less lunches. I've heard it's high in protein and therefore, great for those carb-conscious folks.

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In fact, it's such a mystery to most and yet, we're so curious about it, that it makes an exciting conversation topic and will certainly jar anyone's attention. There was one particular evening when a girlfriend and I were hanging out at the local pub, and the evening wasn't particularly "happening." So, we decided to create our own entertainment. We set out to take on flamboyantly ignorant personalities and discuss the advantages and disadvantages of ingesting cum...as loudly as we could. We talked about our fake diets, how concerned we were about the calories, our fake boyfriends who made us give them blow jobs several times a day, and needless to say, it was a lot of fun to see all the male ears in the vicinity perk up. They later joined in on the conversation.

That evening made me all the more curious about the facts when it comes to semen. So, I looked to the all-knowing internet for the answers. Are you ready to separate fact from myth?


    The average ejaculate contains aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium, sorbitol, spermidine, spermine, urea, uric acid, vitamin B12, and zinc.

    The caloric content of an average ejaculate is estimated to be approximately 15 calories.


So, there you have it. There's all kinds of stuff that we knew was in there, thought might be, and didn't want to know about. Urea? Okay, I really didn't want to know, but I guess it figures. I mean, it's all just one passage. Ah, but we're not finished learning just yet. The second biggest mystery about semen is its ever changing taste. As swallowing admirers of the cock, we know that every man tastes differently, that one man can taste differently at different times. I've tasted the most bitter cum on earth as well as cum that tasted just like candy. Let's say that we all prefer to taste the latter and have our own cum taste that well and keep the lovers comin' back for more. Can we actually control the taste? We sure can!

If you know the day is going to include a blow job later, the best thing you can do for your potential lover is plan your prior meal considerately and watch the consumption of cheap alcohol. That bitter, yeasty taste in beer adds the same flavor to your jizz. Ew. Here's the lowdown:


    In general, nutritionists say that alkaline-based foods such as meats and fish produce a butter, fish taste. Dairy products, which contain a high bacterial putrefaction level create the foulest tasting fluids by far. (Dissent: almost everyone I know says that there is one worse than a high-dairy content-- asparagus. You can't miss the taste of asparagus-laced semen.) Acidic fruits, such as sweets, fruits, and alcohol give bodily fluids a pleasant, sugary flavor. Chemically processed liquors will cause an extremely acidic taste, however, so if you're going to drink alcohol, drink high-quality, naturally fermented beers (Rolling Rock or Kirin) or sake.

Now, there's no longer a need to spread those incorrect myths. And sure, you can go ahead and confirm for your lover that semen is low in calories, and it won't contribute to her pudge or a glowing complexion. And please, don't forget to watch the diet, guys at least the night of.

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Anonymous | 2009-11-13 17:59
Vasper Janik 06/01/2005 03:56 AM
I think the reason men won't taste their own cum is similar to why a woman won't taste her own pussy. The last girl I dated would say to me "I don't know how you can go down there" as I lowered myself to enjoy the taste of her sweet pussy. Did she know something I didn't? I don't think I have ever tasted my own semen and that is mainly due to the fact that anything remotely like snot in the back of my throat makes me gag like a camel. For a woman to swallow your cum is a very intimate moment. When one of my girlfriends told me she had swallowed (at the time I thought she had spat most of it out over my stomach!) it brought us closer together. Sad Fact: Most girls I have dated did not like giving blow jobs and hence were not that good at it.

Tara, your Determined WebMistress 06/01/2005 09:06 PM
I have to say the same thing for a woman who won't taste her own juices. You just can't ask someone to do or taste what you yourself wouldn't. That's called hyporcrisy. If you're not willing to taste yourself, then you're showing that it is "gross" or wrong, discouraging the act of oral sex itself, and that means you're missing out on all those kisses with each other after oral sex. Running to the bathroom to brush your teeth first is not in the spirit of the act of sex itself. Men and women...it's time to grow up.

Ed 06/04/2005 09:21 PM
Let's all swallow more semen! I've never been too keen on my own though. Must be all that milk I drink.
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